Friday, March 20, 2009

Greatest Speaker Ever!

I knew Special Olympics bowlers, Special Olympics bowlers were friends of mine, Barack Obama you are no Special Olympics bowler. They are much better. Much better. Seriously.

This guy is sinking faster than a fat black kid in the public pool deep end.

Like I said, Andrew Johnson Part II.

11 comments:

gary said...

My prediction: Barack Obama gets re-elected.

Donkeyhue said...

My prediction: PAIN!

For the Dems in '10. If we get Congress back it won't matter if Obama is reelected.

I almost feel bad for you guys. If this guy was your chosen one, then you are fucked. The image of Anakin, armless legless and melting in lava comes to mind.

gary said...

On the other hand if the Democrats gain a few more seats in 2010 the Republicans will be totally irrelevant. So far Obama and the Democrats are polling much better than the Republicans. That could change of course. No one expected the hard right to support Obama in the first place. Unfortunately for you the hard right is now about 20%of the population.

Donkeyhue said...

How many seats do you need? You cried when you were the minority. You cry as the majority. All you fuckin' do is cry. Like bitches.

I know you're hurting and I feel your pain. It must suck to discover your messiah is an impotent fraud and even worse, just another run of mill lying politician.

Obviously the retard comment gets the headlines but what I found most revealing about Obama was his ability to make a joke about all his broken campaign promises.

Unlike libs, I'm not hating for hatings sake.... this guy is just flat out in over his head.

Its the economy stupid! And this guy is on Leno mocking tards and joking about lying to his kids. I won't be shocked if Hillary mounts a challenge in four years.

That being said, I have a new found admiration for Obama, maybe he is the next Reagan. He has awoken America to its conservative roots and united the Republican party.

If you're not worried, you should be.

gary said...

I don't recall you once saying that Bush was in over his head, even though after 8 years he clearly was. But two months into the Obama administration you've made your judgement. The Republicans almost destroyed this country and its economy. But 1% of the country got richer and I guess that's all that matters. This country was looted, as surely as Iraq was. You're the one who seems to be in pain.

Donkeyhue said...

I never said he was, because he wasnt. I think circumstances made him a different president than he thought hed be, but there is no doubt that he thought he could do the job.

I truly believe that in Obama's heart of hearts he doesnt want the job, didnt think hed get it, and now that he has it has no idea what to do with it.

Theres a reason he sleeps in to 10 am. Theres a reason he let Pelosi et al write the stimulus. Theres a reason hes using a regurtitated budget. Theres a reason hes surrounded himself with Clinton cronies. Theres a reason Gitmo is still open. Theres a reason hes picking fights with Rush and going on the Tonight Show. Theres a reason the Treas Dept is empty. Theres a reason they have no plan to fix the banks. Theres a reason his plan to fix the economy is not to actually fix the economy but health ed and enviro. Theres a reason he didnt read the stim or budget. Theres a reason they are targeting private citizens. Theres a reason they are stirring up class warfare. Theres a reason he lies. Theres a reason he always uses a teleprompter. Theres a reason he suppresses the press. I could go on and on.

Hes afraid. Hes afraid because he knows hes a fraud and has no fucking clue what to do.

Love him or hate him, Bush led. He led, because he believed in himself and believed in his message. He was never overwhelmed or complained about being picked on like a little girl. He was a man. If Bush was in over his head then every dem in Congress should resign right now because he bitch slapped them for eight years, even after he lost Congress. What Bush wanted, Bush got. It was the conservatives that handed him his political setbacks with Meirs and amnesty etc, not the libs.

I swear to god Im absolutely flabbergasted. Ill give him credit Obama ran a great campaign, in no way did I expect him to be this bad, make this many mistakes, this soon.

...but if you think we're being too hard on him, we'll take it easy on THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD until his training wheels come off.

gary said...

It took Bush 8 years to fuck up the country this bad. Obama's had 2 months to begin to fix things. Maybe he'll succeed, maybe he'll fail. Obama is going to close Guantanamo and get us out of Iraq. Crying "class warfare" is the same bullshit talking point you guys always use. America's not buying. Obama is not suppressing the press. Saying that is just stupid.

You know why I gave Bush a D+ instead of D- or F? Because the surge worked. At least it wasn't the complete failure I thought it would be. Happy to be wrong. Maybe one day you'll admit you were wrong about something. Like global warming. Won't hold my breath though.

Rhino-itall said...

1. it's not bullshit. The far left socialists always try to use class warfare to further their agenda.

2. Iraq and Gitmo are not problems except in the minds of American liberals. Closing Gitmo won't make our enemies hate us any less.

3. Obama doesn't have to suppress the media. They are full on leftists like himself and are promoting his agenda with him....Now talk radio, that's another story which is why the "fairness doctrine" hasn't gone away.

4. I would be happy to admit being wrong about something if it is good for my country. Global warming is bullshit. Not only is it not man made, but it's not even real. The planet is actually cooling.

Finally, Obama has made so many gaffe's already it's ridiculous. Why do the libs cut him so much slack? He's an idiot without his teleprompter and nobody says he's dumb or anything like that. What's the deal?

gary said...

The liberals want to raise the top tax rate from about 36% back to 39%, where it was under Clinton. Agree or disagree with that, but how the hell is that "class warfare?" The whole "class warfare" theme of the right is propaganda.

The National Academy of Science and the Royal Society disagree with you about global warming. I guess you just ignore all the scientific studies.

Donkeyhue said...

Libs are taking bus tours to the private homes of AIG employees causing ruckuses. The same employees that are getting constant death threats. Imagine if a bunch of Wall St bankers started showing up at homes of poor minorites whose homes were foreclosed with signs and bullhorns, how would you feel about that?

Blame AIG all you want and certainly they deserve their fair share, but if Dems didnt force banks to give loans to the unqualified and then the unqualified actually paid their mortages those evil deriviatives wouldnt have collapsed.

... speaking of blame. Obama, Geithner, Dodd, all knew about the bonuses. They knew and they have lied about it. For fucks sake if this doesnt make you dust off your tinfoil hat I dont know what will. Thats why they have to pooh pooh on them now to distract from their own incompetence. The phony populist crap is already coming back to haunt them.

On one hand Obama bitches about the evil bonuses of AIG Wall St etc, and in the other hand he collects a 500k signing bonus to write (or re-write) a book in office. What the...

"I guess you just ignore all the scientific studies"

Im guessing you dont fully understand what the word all means or you wouldnt be using it so incorrectly so often. There is as much if not more proof that the earth is not warming and that is not man made than the other way around. You have a hockey stick, we have the truth. If the earth is still here in five years we were right, and you will remain a jackass.

Let me ask you Gary, you watch Olbermann dont you? and not for the comedic value?

gary said...

You threw a lot out there but here goes. The Earth will be here 5 years from now either way. I am aware that there are skeptics among scientists but they are in the minority. Which doesn't necesarily make them wrong but I think the probablility is that they are. Also they don't seem to publish studies, they publish op-eds. I think I am probably right on GW based on the studies. What puzzles me is that you don't think you are probably right. You are 100% certain. Something else going on there besides science. You say there are as many, if not more studies, on your side but that's not true. There are meta-reviews of the literature that prove this. The consensus is at least 90%. The minority could conceivably be right, but how can you be so certain? Of course, as I recall, you don't accept the science on evolution either, based I'm sure on religion. And there the "consensus" is about 99.9%.

As for AIG, the Republicans and the Democrats, certainly there is blame to go around. I'll put the lions share of the blame on the people who have been in power but that's just me. For me right now the economy is the main issue. Hell, if I had thought that more tax cuts and deregulation would have solved our econonmic problems I would have voted Republican.But I don't accept discredited economic ideas on faith like you do.