Personally I prefer Kennedy Fried Chicken uptown, but thats just me.The funniest part of this picture are the menu items listed below the store's name.
The cake is a lie.
Personally I prefer Kennedy Fried Chicken uptown, but thats just me.This guy is sinking faster than a fat black kid in the public pool deep end.
Like I said, Andrew Johnson Part II.
Stay Classy Whale's Vagina!
Whatever the case may have been in the past, the end of an era is upon us. I, the Donkey have officially removed Jamesons -- that includes you too Knappogue, Powers, and Tullamore Dew -- from my rotation. Fact is that whiskey ye are the devil, you have done did lead me astray. Youre as dead to me as your dead mother.
As far as life altering experiences go, it wasn't a tremendously horrible event that led me to this decision. I didn't kill anyone, or even get in a fight for that matter. I wasnt arrested or do anything that might otherwise lead to me being a person of interest to the authorities.
Ok enough of what I didnt do, heres the recap.
Was out at one of New York's finest purveyors of red meat with a lady friend and another couple. The drinks had been flowing rather generously prior to our seating and it may or may not have included three or four shots of Jamesons. I would have been well served to remember the old children's tale from the sea about wine before liquor.
All were in good spirits and having a great laugh at our failed attempts to put forth our best church or rabbit hunting voice. This was presenting a greater challenge to me than the others as I am not normally known for being soft spoken skunked or sober but I was trying my darnedest. I really was trying Ringo. I was trying real hard to be a shepherd.
... and I think I was doing a somewhat decent job of it at that.
That is until the waiter approached and asked a favor. They needed us to shift our table ever so slightly to make way for a group of special needs patrons about to be seated. We were happy to accommodate no problem.
Now before I continue I want to add in my defense, that Ive recently purchased the Zoolander DVD. Carry on.
The new diners appeared out of nowhere like the cast from Murderball and I just couldnt contain myself as I stood up doing a mock Michael Jackson extended arm dance move from the Dirty Diana video and announced in my best church voice...
Ladies and gentlemen... IT'S A ROLL-OFF, Old Members Only Factory!
Ok when I say best, I mean the worst circus barker Michael Buffer imitation imaginable. Bugs saw me coming a mile away. Apparently in this politically correct day and age its in bad form to publicly mock not one but two cripples before the second course. I felt real bad.
Real bad that we had to leave before our steaks arrived.
.... but there's always Tad's.
Here's to Donegal And her people brave and tall Here's to Antrim, to Leitrim and to Derry Here's to Cavan and to Louth, Here's to Carlow in the South Here's to Longford, to Waterford, and Kerry. Then clink your glasses, clink' Tis a toast for all to drink And let every voice join in the chorus
It was a good run, Ill miss you devil whiskey.
Mike's drunk dialing and desperate answering machine messages to Nikki in the movie Swingers.
or
Obama's pathetic plea for acceptance and understanding booty call to the ny times.
Discuss.
Sound familiar? So how ya like Frum now libs? Never mind dont answer that, you will love him so long as he continues to bash the likes of Sarah Palin Buchanan and Rush Limbaugh and you can have him on your television news shows and can put the words conservative in bold letters under his name.
Well let me let you in a secret, hes not one of us. Hasnt been one for a long time, if he ever was really one to begin with.
"In Comeback, Frum concludes that for conservatism to survive, “we must rediscover the most fundamental of all conservative truths: In a world of flux, the only way to conserve is to change.” Comeback calls on conservatives to rein in their traditional opposition to higher taxes and soften their stand on social issues. What’s not negotiable is commitment to war and nation-building." link
You can have him, but know this. As much as you are trying to convey the appearance of dissent amongst conservatives what you are really doing is showing your lack of principles. How many articles have been written on the left about the misguided "axis of evil" expression and now you make the author of those words your conservative coverboy???
Way to stick to your guns.
In closing I will let The Greek conclude like only he can....
The Bum Frum
"I only met Frum once, at a Conrad Black party, where he came up Uriah-Heep-like, actually looking more like the oily Peter Lorre in “The Maltese Falcon.” I know his kind. He will use anyone—including his wife, which he did in spreading the claim that he invented the phrase “axis of evil”—in order to advance his career. Like his icon Sammy Glick, Frum tries to make it by stepping on bodies, but he will end up like Glick, a marginal fellow who tells tall tales about himself. He reminds me of another David—Brock—both of them being ugly pipsqueaks who specialize in telling without having kissed." Taki
You know that hurted!
One last thing, and I say this with great authority as an Upstate New Yorker....he's a fuckin' Canadian and in all due respect besides John Candy and Anne Murray you cant take them seriously.
however....
In times of crisis and catastrophe (your words) its of the utmost importance that America knows who's leading the dems.
Pelosi? Obama? Reid? Emanuel? Biden? Olbermann?
So when you're done playing morning zoo crew with El Rusbo get back to us.
Seriously, America wants to know.
Had this on my Blackberry since 3/6/09 so forgive the apparent regurgitation. However, that being said GREAT MINDS....
Liberals have now spent five straight news days debating (and apparently over a year plotting) whether Rush Limbaugh is the "leader" of the Republican Party.
Quick side:
The last time we had an "entertainer" as leader of the conservative movement (no, not Reagan..he was a former entertainer) was a little known television host and magazine publisher by the name of William F Buckley, and I has gots to say that worked out pretty well.
I was watching the Rush CPAC speech (Rhino and Machosauce are right, it was on point) Saturday with someone who I would not consider a conservative. If you got to know the truth I'd peg them as being apolitical with some serious socially liberal leanings.
She expressed to me afterwards that she had never listened to Rush, fully expected to hate him and horror of all horrors agreed with damn near every single thing he said. She also said he looked like a Russian mobster we met at the Brighton Beach Banya. So grats on that Letterman for having the same political eye as a chick. Fag.
I tell this to state the obvious that Rush is not a boogeyman, but Obama and libs need him to be.
Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a God, but never without belief in a devil - Eric Hoffer
They need him to be the curtain to be the cover for the great and powerful Ozbama.
Why talk about his cabinet full of tax scofflaws? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about his cabinet full of lobbyists? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about the rushed midnight vote on a "stimulus" bill that no one read that sat on Obamas desk for four days? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about how the tax hike on the evil 5%ers will affect 100% of Americans in higher prices being passed on and job losses when small biz makes cutbacks? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about how the budget Obama has proposed is larger than every other budget in our history combined? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about Obama's backtrack on his pledge to remove all pork from the budget because Pelosi and Reid told him no? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about how Iran bitch slapped Obama? Why talk about how Russia bitch slapped Obama? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about the markets being down almost every damn day since he took office? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about Obama comparing the "gyrations" of the life savings and retirement funds of Americans as nothing more than opinion polls? Why talk about Obama hiring one of Bushs' key economic guys (Geithner) at the same time blaming everything on Bush? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about how Obama's lack of executive experience is showing? How his leadership is frighteningly inept? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about Obama's popularity is soaring when its historically average? Why not talk about the abysmal approval ratings of the dem controlled Congress? When they can talk about Rush.
Why talk about how Obama will destroy this country at its very core? When they can talk about Rush.
Ill tell you why...
Because Rush polls low, and all Obama knows is polling and campaigning... thats why. He doesnt lead, he follows. Hope and change has been replaced by putting this country on training wheels and lowering the bar. The White House knows they are off to a horrendous start and need to shift focus and blame fast.
but heres the problem...
The average American do not like Rush because they dont know Rush. They may think they do and have heard how hes over-weight or a racist or pops pills but they dont know Rush, they know what theyve been told to know... and they dont know squat.
....and thats where libs have gone wrong.
They wanted to make Rush the issue, but they wanted to make the old Rush the issue. The one noone knew about and the one most never listened to. The Rush before the web. Well, welcome to the internets jackasses. By making Rush the issue, people will now podcast google and youtube him and find out like my lady friend did the other night that he is right.
Rush is right.
He is right, and thanks to Obama elevating him to be his political equal more and more Americans are about to discover that Rush is right and Obama is wrong.
Rush is right and Obama is wrong.
... and I smell a backfire a coming.
EE-Aw!!!