I suppose if I was a betting man I would have pegged me to suffer from the conservative equivalent of Bush Derangement Syndrome but despite my general cantankerous disposition Im just not a hateful person, not in my nature. I dont hate Obama.
The media's coverage of him makes my blood boil and it cracks me up how the once loud mouthed liberals remain silent as Obama continues and keeps in place Bush policy after Bush policy after Bush policy. Think Gitmo to the tune of Peter Gabriel's Biko.
I dont hate Obama. I think he's off to one of the worst starts in American history. I think he carries Nancy Pelosi's jock strap. I think his policies will destroy this country.
Ok I might hate him a little, might just hate everything he stands for... but he hated me first.
I have no time, even if it were my inclination to do so, to take glee in his catastrophic cavalcade of fuck ups. I have bills to pay.
See, Im one of the guys keeping the lights on in this joint we call America. I cant afford to take off to march on Washington or sit around the park drawing pictures of Obama as Curious George with a Hitler stache or write strongly worded letters to the New York Times. Im too busy clothing welfare baby mammas, funding unproven alternative energies, and paying for the Monorail to Vegas, yeah thats right... Monorail. RIP PHIL
Dont get me wrong...Im not bitter, I aint got time to bleed.
But for fooks sake Barry, step it up son. Your policies will fail and deep down you probably realize that, but perception is often greater than reality (hence, you being elected President) so heres the deal....
When you neg out the public so much that Bernanke burping after a breath mint rallies the markets two fiddy, time to realize that your fear mongering has gone too far. Hope over fear me arse!
However this is now getting personal and youre costing me money outta me pocket. So cut the shit already, get up there and speak tonight like youre reading from a teleprompter and instill some much needed confidence in this great country of ours that even your wife was proud of once. Once. Trust me, the sheep will fall for it.
In other words. Get out of my way, and let me do my job... I have work to do.
Apparently Im rebuilding Gaza this month.
EE-Aw!!!
(big speech tonight, dont choke)
1 comment:
Obama's policies might destroy this country? A bit early to write off his presidency after barely over a month. But seriously, after 8 years we can say without a doubt that the Bush administration policies almost did destroy this country. We came about this close (holding two fingers just a little bit apart.)I won't argue this as its really beyond dispute.
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