Although I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, the sad truth of the matter is that I am not a celebrity. I am so ashamed.
Well not a celebrity outside of the tri-state area that is, but as this election draws to an end I feel myself beginning to understand the animal that we know as the bigshot Hollywood liberal loudmouth celebrity better than I have in the past.
On a side, I just wanna give a quick shoutout to my dead mom (that's so Obama of me) for having the wherewithall to move our family the flock out of Los Angeles to the frozen tundra Finger Lakes region of the Great State of New York. I approve of that decision.
Okay back to bidness.
The surprising part is that not only am I beginning to understand them better but I hate to admit this but I am actually starting to empathize with them more and more each day.
You WILL respect my Celebr-i-tie!!!!!
Even worse is that I have recently adopted one of their pre-election political positions. I'm sorry to all of our conservative readers but I've had a change of heart.
I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that if and when Barack Hussein Obama is elected President, I am going to live in a different country. Very baldwinsarandanish of me aint it eh?
Thing about that is, and its a sad thing indeed, but if and when Barack Hussein Obama is elected President, The United States of America will have become a different country, a much different country from my beloved homeland.
So my commute will remain the same but the view is about to get much less scenic.
7 comments:
Where ya gonna go, Iceland? Waith, there's no Guinness there. You better head to Ireland!
My point was that Im not going to leave America, but rather that America is going to leave me.
I aint going nowhere.
However I have been actually looking to plan a long weekend up to Iceland. I heard the chicks up there are insane.
Ohhh, I got it now. I'm just a dumb guy.
No getlive, talking to donkey is kind of like talking to my brother in that sometimes you need a translator. I'm used to talking to both of them so when donkey writes stuff like this i get it but it takes a while.
The difference is that your bro has marbles in his mouth, whereas I have them inside the brain.
Going forward, I will start linking the Cliff Notes for you fookin' idjits.
Or better yet, learn english you illegal immigrants.
if you look at it a little more closely O.Donkey, rather than listening to the right-wing swill machine you seem to suckle at like a starving baby, you might come to realize that the America that Obama stands for and the values inherent in that America is far closer to the dream that your mother had when she picked you up and moved you to the finger lakes region.
Youre a grown woman Anita, start acting like one.
What does Obama stand for? Hope? Change? Give me a fucking break.
Im no fan of McCain but Obama is just a flat out charlatan and you are the one that is being force fed the hype from the left wing media propagandists, which if youd been paying any attention over the years here youd know I spend more of my time reading/watching/listening than any right wing conspiracy talking point machine you think that The Aurora gets it material from.
If my mother was alive shed punch Obama in his pinko pussy.
But Ill play...
Name 5 things that Obama stands for, that hes actually done something about.
(not including hope or change please)
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