Take My Hand

There's an old saying that if the Queen had balls she'd be King. Well it seems that it has taken a woman to finally give the Republicans a sack.

For years us rank and file conservatives have griped and rightly so about the liberal media bias only to turn on cable news or the Sunday programs and watch our stewards of the Republican party meekly put their cuckolded elephant trunks between their legs as they let the Brokaws, the Rathers, the Matthews, The Gregorys, The Donners and The Blitzers spew their lefty propaganda.

Well that shit ends right here right now.

Like I was telling Rhino earlier today any problem can be directly traced back to studied explained and understood by barroom situations.

Case Study A: Me and Rhino are drinking and some sloppy obnoxious drunk calls him a spic, none of my business (unless he really really really needs help)

Case Study B: Me and my girl are drinking and some sloppy obnoxious drunk calls her a spic, I'm knocking him the fuck out without thinking twice about it.

In case you need it spelled out, the liberal media and the democrat party are the sloppy obnoxious drunks and Governor Sarah Palin is my girl. Our girl. Our future Vice President of the United States of America.

Now forgive my misogyny as I am a self admitted old fashioned cave dwelling troglodyte and although I have no doubt that she doesn't need mine or anyone elses help and if you put Gov Palin and ANYONE on the left in a cage match, it will be Gov Palin and Gov Palin alone that walks out the fact still remains that while liberal men have been busy feminizing themselves to get in touch with their sensitive side showing that they are the equals of their fellow Vagina-AmericansTM (stolen from the chick on The Daily Show) us Good Ol Boy Conservatives still don't take too kindly to the mistreatment of our womenfolk whether they can handle themselves or not.

Like I said...

It ends right here right now.

Finally, Republicans are fighting back in the news. Every show I turn on there's another Republican calling out the bullshit of the liberal attack machine. Finally!

Bill Bennett, Newt, Buchanan etc are giving the smack down to their liberal counterparts night after night. Hell even the actor Jon Voight got in on the action bitch slapping Alan Colmes the other night.

Newsbusters.com is now hands down my favorite website just watching video clips of lib after lib get schooled.

And the thing is, like most paper bag bullies they are backing down like cowards, spineless fucking cowards because they know they are wrong but have gotten away with it for so long they dont even know whats right. Not to mention that theyre stupid, very very stupid and when confronted with actual facts logic reason and common sense they dont have a fuckin' peep to say without their daily kos cue card to read from.

It ends.

Here.

Now.

(rumor has it Gov Palin will walk onstage tonight to Metallica's Enter Sandman, cuz she about to knock Obama/Biden the fuck out)