Friday, September 12, 2008

Ah! Leigh-a!!!

I was recently watching Fast Times At Ridgemont High and not the crappy "is he gonna freak or is he gonna kill us" edited version but the real deal holyfield on the HBO.

Some would argue that this movie is famous for its star-making performances from Nicolas Cage as Football Fan #4 and Anthony Edwards as Stoner #2 but if you ask me or any man for a review of this movie the two words you will hear are not "thumbs up" but rather an emphatic "PHOEBE CATES"

Nuff said. Everyone will understand. Her boobs have taken on an iconic almost mythical status.

So much so that I once actually gave serious consideration to kidnapping her after a chance encounter in front of Madison Square Garden. Looking back I'd almost want to swing by her store on Madison Avenue to apologize if it wasn't for that pesky restraining order.

But then something unexpected happened about thirty minutes into the movie. I had an epiphany the likes of which hasnt been witnessed since Newton got hit on the head with an apple. Jennifer Jason Leigh was hotter than Phoebe Cates.

Yeah that's right, I said it...

Jennifer Jason Leigh was hotter than Phoebe Cates.

I almost feel bad now for neglecting her all these years, that I never spent any quality time with myself in her honor or ever attempt to accost her on the street for fooks sake..

So making up for lost time I now present to you this video montage homage to The Forgotten One of Ridgemont High.

Take it away Donny...

1 comment:

Jimbo said...

Life's the same, she's moving in stereo. ;)