Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Born And Raised In South Manilla

China is on the verge of passing The United States as the world's top manufacturer. Bill Clinton's legacy wasnt a stained blue dress it was selling out American Industry (and military secrets) to the Chinese as reward for funding every single campaign he ever ran for public office going back to Hope Arkansas Dog Catcher.

Rhino disagrees with me on this but "Fair and Free" trade is a load of crap. Was it fair when we bought Manhattan? How bout the Louisiana Purchase? Sewards Icebox? Of course not. We done did fleece them Injuns, Frogs and Ruskies and we did so for the betterment of our nation without concern for others and why we rose to become the biggest and baddest on the block.

America First motherfuckers!

Kill me??? That son of a bitch, he didn't get a base hit all season! I ought to kill him!

That quote really had nothing to do with anything but was watching Scarface recently and always liked that line.

Back on point.

Its bad enough that China now makes all our children's toys and possesses our intercontinental ballistic missile technology. Its troublesome to me that India makes all our generic pharmaceuticals and handle our customer service calls.

But this is the last straw. When 80's super suck bands start outsourcing you know that the end is nigh.

Press ESCAPE

Open Arms Not Borders!!!

6 comments:

Rhino-itall said...

I think the line starts with

The catcher?? not Kill me??

But i digress... (does that work here?)

Here's the thing. I'm used to be more about free trade before i read this post, but after seeing that chink? gook? slant eye? what's the pejorative for Philipino's? oh yeah..After seeing that flip sing that song i'm starting to come around to the donkey's side of the argument.

Rhino-itall said...

Is it philipino or filipino?

I'm gonna have to call my boy "yellow" and find out.

Donkeyhue said...

Of course liberals would say that Pinedas do the job that Perrys wont do.

Anonymous said...

No worries fellas, we'll be too busy colonizing Mars to fuck with free trade on Earth.

Mr Accountable said...

What if Burning Man in Nevada and SXSW in Austin TX were nerd friendly, that way we would have a chance of getting some people through engineering school without them worrying if they're hip enough to survive in our society.

1.6 bn people / 500,000 engineering school graduates

300,000 people / 40,000 engineering school graduates

Or something like that.

The entire Politburo, as of 2005, were engineering school graduates.

Rock on!

Mr Accountable said...

Manila is built on an isthmus. What other city? Go figure.