Thursday, June 26, 2008

A Letter to Larry

The Aurora, and the Donkey in particular, have been saying for years that the democrats hate black people. I'm not sure that is the correct assessment of their true feelings, but i can say that if you just look at the policies they promote it sure does seem like they are trying to keep the black man down.
The disturbing thing to me is that most black people seem to either not notice this, not believe it, or not care about it.

Well, here's a black man who has noticed.

Read the letter

1 comment:

Donkeyhue said...

Dont you fucking contradict me man, the assessment was correct.

Democrats hate black people.

I can almost imagine it as a cut-scene from The Family Guy or a Twillight Zone episode.

Olden Times KKK Plantation Type Democrat: WHAT? I dont believe you. Pure poppycock!

Time Travelling Ted Kennedy: 90%

Olden Times KKK Plantation Type Democrat: Balderdash! Who in their right mind would allow darkies to vote, we'd never win another election and be ruined, ruined I say.

Time Travelling Ted Kennedy: Listen to me. Im tellin ya, they vote for us by margins of 90% in every election hell or highwater.

Olden Times KKK Plantation Type Democrat: I still dont believe ya, what are y'all using magical whips or something in the future?

Time Travelling Ted Kennedy: Thats the best part about it, they do it by themselves, we just provide the buses. All we have to do is throw them some turkey neck scraps every month, promise them more and when we dont deliver, we just blame it on the other guy. The beauty of it is that when Republicans disagree with us and actually try to help them, we call THEM racist and it works.

Olden Times KKK Plantation Type Democrat: Well then boy it sounds like yall got things in order so besides drinking all my bourbon what in the heck tarntion are you doing here?

Time Travelling Ted Kennedy: Well we justed wanted to thank you. Were still using the system you guys put in place by keeping them from lerning good and punish them for getting married, the rest just sort of takes care of itself.

Time Travelling Ted Kennedy: Oh and Robert Byrd says hi.

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