Not Like This

There has been no harsher or more vocal critic of Eliot Spitzer than I, but not like this. A bigger scumbag than Eliot Spitzer you would be hard pressed to find but I can assure you that catching some high priced tail on the side is the least of his crimes.

Its always about the hypocrisy these days with the media and their hardon (and excuse) to run non-stop coverage of some salacious scandal. Gimme a fucking break. It makes an easy job easier. The media doesnt have to cover anything about this guy of substance except repeat Client 9 over and over, show some pictures of the Emperor's Club Website (tastefully done of course) and nobody ever does anything about putting forth real political reform or hold these crooks accountable.

Aaron Burr shooting Hamilton, now thats a scandal. Teddy Kennedy driving (the drunk is implied) off a bridge and leaving some broad to die in a frickin creek (pronounced crick for all you cityfolk), now thats a scandal. Some douchebag billionaire brat banging hookers aint a scandal, thats Tuesday night.

People often ask me, "hey Donk, who you voting for President?" and I replay "same as I always do, for the guy that promises to abolish the IRS or decriminalize prostitution"

I aint joking.

... but thats for another day another discussion.

Back to the crook Spitzer.

Which brings me to Bubba (doesnt it always) to use as but one example. Clintonistas will argue, well it was just a blowjob between two consenting adults. No argument from me. Personally I would be more upset if my President wasnt getting some mouf while on the job. A backed up pissed off frustrated dude with his finger on the nuclear trigger aint good for nobody.

My problem with that is that is all anyone ever talks about and not how he sold out our Industry with NAFTA, our military trade secrets to China, and didnt do squat about terrorist attacks against our Nation as but a few examples of his shamed legacy of betrayal to America. Its always about the blue fucking stained dress.

... and so it will go with Spitzer.

This guy, this fighter for the common man, this crusader never did shit for nobody but himself. A con artist extraordinaire. New Sheriff of Wall St they called him. Oh yeah? Who did he prosecute? Convict? What reforms did he lead? How much money did he return to the small investor?

Ill give you a hint, it rhymes with jack shit

He was a shakedown artist plain and simple. Pay up or I go to the media. Those that fought him he backed down from like a bitch, but those that paid, and heres where it starts to get interesting negotiated their bribes with outside lawyers of Spitzers choosing despite being the Attorney General with a flock of legal eagles on the government dime at his disposal. Why would he do such a thing you ask well Im glad you asked.... those law firms just so happened to be his biggest political donors for his gubernatorial campaign. Squid pro row Mr Abuse of Powers.

Im too tired and not nearly drunk enough to start listing off the litany of offenses this guy is guilty of but do yourself a favor and head up to that searchbox in the upper left hand corner and type in Eliot Spitzer then search blog. Mind you that some of his more serious abuses of power occured after I stopped being active on this blog, but all that stuff you should know from reading/watching the news right? Right?

Speaking of the media and before I wrap this up, do any of them have any original thought or do research? Two issues kept coming up on the coverage I was watching....

How could he afford such expensive hookers? His family is worth hundreds of millions.... do the math

Why were the hookers so expensive? Imagine a $5 crack whore, now go the opposite direction times a thousand... do the math.

Bottom line is this. Theres a plethora of reasons why this guy should go down in flames, but nailing some prostitute aint one of them, or at least shouldnt be the only reason.

But dont get me wrong.... Im glad that he is. Bye bye dumb dumb.

Shocker, The Aurora was right again!

Ok ok one more thing. His wife is not too bad, almost like a 50yr old Jennfier Aniston. Id bang her and now I probably can (if our paths ever should cross) because she may stick with him, tell him she forgives him and still loves him but Im telling you right now for a fact that that broad is about to see more poles than a ski slope.

Ee-Aw!