Have you noticed that whenever a republican switches sides on Iraq it's front page news, but you never hear anything when a democrat does it? You know there's a lot more dems that believe in winning the war than you think. I found this statement in particular to be very telling by the way.
Many Democrats have anticipated that, at best, Petraeus and U.S. ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker would present a mixed analysis of the success of the current troop surge strategy, given continued violence in Baghdad. But of late there have been signs that the commander of U.S. forces might be preparing something more generally positive. Clyburn said that would be "a real big problem for us."
Check out the BLUE DOGS!
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
To The Dogs
Memo
To: Michael Vick
From: Donkeyhue
Subject: The Dilly
Ok heres the dilly. Next time try beheading a western journalist. If you have a pilots license then immediately proceeed into the next building. Fire a weapon on an American soldier if your finger itches. Feel free to talk on tape about blowing up the Brooklyn Bridge or the Sears Tower... screw you JC Penny.
Lawyers will be clamoring as loud as the civil libertarians to applaud and defend you.
But and this is a big but....
Just dont hurt dogs.
... or put a koran in the shitter
... and another thing dont be black
To: Michael Vick
From: Donkeyhue
Subject: The Dilly
Ok heres the dilly. Next time try beheading a western journalist. If you have a pilots license then immediately proceeed into the next building. Fire a weapon on an American soldier if your finger itches. Feel free to talk on tape about blowing up the Brooklyn Bridge or the Sears Tower... screw you JC Penny.
Lawyers will be clamoring as loud as the civil libertarians to applaud and defend you.
But and this is a big but....
Just dont hurt dogs.
... or put a koran in the shitter
... and another thing dont be black
Monday, July 30, 2007
They need a Watergate....
The dems need a watergate scandal and they're trying as hard as they can to manufacture one. Why do they need one? Because the "surge" strategy is working, we're making real progress again in Iraq and that spells political defeat for the anti-war, anti-American dems.
This one is long but well worth the time.
Generally, when someone repeats a formula, it's because they want to repeat a result. And that's what the American left wants in this case.
During the mid-'70s, American liberals held political control to an extent they had not experienced since the heyday of FDR. The GOP was disgraced and demoralized. The Democrats held the Senate, the House and the presidency. There was absolutely nothing standing in the way of their maintaining complete power for as long as anyone could foresee...
Continued
This one is long but well worth the time.
Generally, when someone repeats a formula, it's because they want to repeat a result. And that's what the American left wants in this case.
During the mid-'70s, American liberals held political control to an extent they had not experienced since the heyday of FDR. The GOP was disgraced and demoralized. The Democrats held the Senate, the House and the presidency. There was absolutely nothing standing in the way of their maintaining complete power for as long as anyone could foresee...
Continued
What a Ham...
Mary Kathrine Ham uncovers, errrr i mean doesn't uncover, a million dollar earmark put in a bill by john (i didn't take the bribe i was just considering it) murtha. It's for the Center for instrumented infrastructure... no that's not right it's the center for instrumental structred... no that's not it... it's the center for interested..... ummm.... well lets just say it's bulls**t.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Talk Is Cheap
"I don't want to be used for propaganda purposes" Hillary Clinton
Excellent point and rightly so she scored big over Obama in their last debate (as it was reported in the media, I happen to think Barrack won)
....but is it the truth?
So if she went in for the makeout with the wife of one history's most murderous thugs as First Lady, strong talk aside.....
As President....
..... can we expect her to use her hand on Hugo? coitus with Castro? her mouth on Mahmoud?
EE-Aw!!!
Excellent point and rightly so she scored big over Obama in their last debate (as it was reported in the media, I happen to think Barrack won)
....but is it the truth?
So if she went in for the makeout with the wife of one history's most murderous thugs as First Lady, strong talk aside.....
As President....
..... can we expect her to use her hand on Hugo? coitus with Castro? her mouth on Mahmoud?
EE-Aw!!!
Saturday, July 28, 2007
But Is He Funky
""What is the origin of "brass monkey"? "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"?
The word "monkey" is of uncertain origin; its first known usage was in 1498 when it was used in the literary work Reynard the Fox as the name of the son of Martin the Ape. "Monkey" has numerous nautical meanings, such as a small coastal trading vessel, single masted with a square sail of the 16th and 17th centuries; a small wooden cask in which grog was carried after issue from a grog-tub to the seamen's messes in the Royal Navy; a type of marine steam reciprocating engine where two engines were used together in tandem on the same propeller shaft; and a sailor whose job involved climbing and moving swiftly (usage dating to 1858). A "monkey boat" was a narrow vessel used on canals (usage dating to 1858); a "monkey gaff" is a small gaff on large merchant vessels; a "monkey jacket" is a close fitting jacket worn by sailors; "monkey spars" are small masts and yards on vessels used for the "instruction and exercise of boys;" and a "monkey pump" is a straw used to suck the liquid from a small hole in a cask; a "monkey block" was used in the rigging of sailing ships; "monkey island" is a ship's upper bridge; "monkey drill" was calisthenics by naval personnel (usage dating to 1895); and "monkey march" is close order march by US Marine Corps personnel (usage dating to 1952). [Sources: Cassidy, Frederick G. and Joan Houston Hall eds. Dictionary of American Regional English. vol.3 (Cambridge MA: Harvard University Press, 1996): 642; Wilfred Granville. A Dictionary of Sailors' Slang (London: Andre Deutch, 1962): 77; Peter Kemp ed. Oxford Companion to Ships & the Sea. (New York: Oxford University; Press, 1976): 556; The Oxford English Dictionary. New York: Oxford University Press, 1933; J.E. Lighter ed. Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang. (New York: Random House, 1994): 580.; and Eric Partridge A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English. 8th ed. (New York: Macmillan Publishing Company): 917.]
...
It has often been claimed that the "brass monkey" was a holder or storage rack in which cannon balls (or shot) were stacked on a ship. Supposedly when the "monkey" with its stack of cannon ball became cold, the contraction of iron cannon balls led to the balls falling through or off of the "monkey." This explanation appears to be a legend of the sea without historical justification. In actuality, ready service shot was kept on the gun or spar decks in shot racks (also known as shot garlands in the Royal Navy) which consisted of longitudinal wooden planks with holes bored into them, into which round shot (cannon balls) were inserted for ready use by the gun crew. These shot racks or garlands are discussed in: Longridge, C. Nepean. The Anatomy of Nelson's Ships. (Annapolis MD: Naval Institute Press, 1981): 64. A top view of shot garlands on the upper deck of a ship-of-the-line is depicted in The Visual Dictionary of Ships and Sailing. New York: Dorling Kindersley, 1991): 17.""
(extract from the U. S. Naval History FAQ)
source
The word "monkey" is of uncertain origin; its first known usage was in 1498 when it was used in the literary work Reynard the Fox as the name of the son of Martin the Ape. "Monkey" has numerous nautical meanings, such as a small coastal trading vessel, single masted with a square sail of the 16th and 17th centuries; a small wooden cask in which grog was carried after issue from a grog-tub to the seamen's messes in the Royal Navy; a type of marine steam reciprocating engine where two engines were used together in tandem on the same propeller shaft; and a sailor whose job involved climbing and moving swiftly (usage dating to 1858). A "monkey boat" was a narrow vessel used on canals (usage dating to 1858); a "monkey gaff" is a small gaff on large merchant vessels; a "monkey jacket" is a close fitting jacket worn by sailors; "monkey spars" are small masts and yards on vessels used for the "instruction and exercise of boys;" and a "monkey pump" is a straw used to suck the liquid from a small hole in a cask; a "monkey block" was used in the rigging of sailing ships; "monkey island" is a ship's upper bridge; "monkey drill" was calisthenics by naval personnel (usage dating to 1895); and "monkey march" is close order march by US Marine Corps personnel (usage dating to 1952). [Sources: Cassidy, Frederick G. and Joan Houston Hall eds. Dictionary of American Regional English. vol.3 (Cambridge MA: Harvard University Press, 1996): 642; Wilfred Granville. A Dictionary of Sailors' Slang (London: Andre Deutch, 1962): 77; Peter Kemp ed. Oxford Companion to Ships & the Sea. (New York: Oxford University; Press, 1976): 556; The Oxford English Dictionary. New York: Oxford University Press, 1933; J.E. Lighter ed. Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang. (New York: Random House, 1994): 580.; and Eric Partridge A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English. 8th ed. (New York: Macmillan Publishing Company): 917.]
...
It has often been claimed that the "brass monkey" was a holder or storage rack in which cannon balls (or shot) were stacked on a ship. Supposedly when the "monkey" with its stack of cannon ball became cold, the contraction of iron cannon balls led to the balls falling through or off of the "monkey." This explanation appears to be a legend of the sea without historical justification. In actuality, ready service shot was kept on the gun or spar decks in shot racks (also known as shot garlands in the Royal Navy) which consisted of longitudinal wooden planks with holes bored into them, into which round shot (cannon balls) were inserted for ready use by the gun crew. These shot racks or garlands are discussed in: Longridge, C. Nepean. The Anatomy of Nelson's Ships. (Annapolis MD: Naval Institute Press, 1981): 64. A top view of shot garlands on the upper deck of a ship-of-the-line is depicted in The Visual Dictionary of Ships and Sailing. New York: Dorling Kindersley, 1991): 17.""
(extract from the U. S. Naval History FAQ)
source
Friday, July 27, 2007
I Had You Had Everybody Hads But The Jihads
I would like to briefly touch on an article that rhino cited yesterday.
House Dem calls Republicans 'jihadists'...
I would like to see the exact same indignation and outrage expressed by those on the left over Don Imus' and Ann Coulter's remarks. Only fair right? Would be consistent, wouldn't it? Ok I guess that rules out the dems. We all know that aint gonna happen. But why?
Because liberals hate homosexuals and black women.
But jihadists? Hell libs love jihadists.
As a Caucasian Conservative I have absolutely zero problem with nappy headed hos or fags but ""jihadists"" you know the ones that have declared war or ""jihad"" on my Country and killed my Countrymen, now thats a fucking dirty word to me. In my world brutal murderers of innocents rank slightly higher on the offensive scale than nancy boys and ghetto skanks, just saying, but thats me.
Forget for the moment that nihilism and jihadism in and of themselves are contradictory showing the left dishonorable jackass from Massachusetts, Congressman John Olver's ignorance and stupidity is the fact that dems just cant seem to call the actual people that declared jihad on The United States of America jihadists. We need to feel their pain before we can label them, they say. The p.o.s. liberal google that powers this blog even recommends ""headsets"" for ""jihadists"" during spell check, um not that I ever use it.
As Dennis Miller described the anti-war movement....
“The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.”
And so it still goes with these crazy catchphrase liberals...
In closing I would like to open the forums to a question from one of our DonkTube viewers....
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE?
House Dem calls Republicans 'jihadists'...
I would like to see the exact same indignation and outrage expressed by those on the left over Don Imus' and Ann Coulter's remarks. Only fair right? Would be consistent, wouldn't it? Ok I guess that rules out the dems. We all know that aint gonna happen. But why?
Because liberals hate homosexuals and black women.
But jihadists? Hell libs love jihadists.
As a Caucasian Conservative I have absolutely zero problem with nappy headed hos or fags but ""jihadists"" you know the ones that have declared war or ""jihad"" on my Country and killed my Countrymen, now thats a fucking dirty word to me. In my world brutal murderers of innocents rank slightly higher on the offensive scale than nancy boys and ghetto skanks, just saying, but thats me.
Forget for the moment that nihilism and jihadism in and of themselves are contradictory showing the left dishonorable jackass from Massachusetts, Congressman John Olver's ignorance and stupidity is the fact that dems just cant seem to call the actual people that declared jihad on The United States of America jihadists. We need to feel their pain before we can label them, they say. The p.o.s. liberal google that powers this blog even recommends ""headsets"" for ""jihadists"" during spell check, um not that I ever use it.
As Dennis Miller described the anti-war movement....
“The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.”
And so it still goes with these crazy catchphrase liberals...
In closing I would like to open the forums to a question from one of our DonkTube viewers....
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE?
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Memo To Bruno
I find Eliot Spitzer's defense of his office's (read: his) illegal use of state funds to attack a political adversary to be about as ironic as it gets. Am I using that right? Alannis really screwed me up on the word usage.
Its like ra a a a ain.....
Regardless, dollars to donuts in every shakedown of a major corporation, Eliot Spitzer would make the same charge over and over again, and that is that the buck stopped with the CEO. In this case that would be you, Eliot.
Therefore I would make the same argument and call for the resignation of Eliot Spitzer. Its nothing personal as I operate under the assumption that all poliwags are scumbags but if you aint smart enough to get away with it... youse gots to go.
I haven't the time or the inclination to do the research but if I were Joe Bruno I would start digging up old quotes from the governor along those lines. Better yet give Whitehead, Greenberg and Grasso a call, they'll know what to do.
Its like ra a a a ain.....
Regardless, dollars to donuts in every shakedown of a major corporation, Eliot Spitzer would make the same charge over and over again, and that is that the buck stopped with the CEO. In this case that would be you, Eliot.
Therefore I would make the same argument and call for the resignation of Eliot Spitzer. Its nothing personal as I operate under the assumption that all poliwags are scumbags but if you aint smart enough to get away with it... youse gots to go.
I haven't the time or the inclination to do the research but if I were Joe Bruno I would start digging up old quotes from the governor along those lines. Better yet give Whitehead, Greenberg and Grasso a call, they'll know what to do.
Mental Ward
Here's where the right gets it wrong and allows the left to frame the debate so that no one wins and when no one wins everybody loses. I'm talking to you O'Reilly and Hannity.
The argument against Ward Churchill, of which I fully support the school boards decision is that he iswas a plagiarist as well as a professional and personal fraud. Only problem is man, he ain't even Indian.
As conservatives we must never let our personal good taste and conscience get in the way our conservative reading of the Constitution otherwise we will be no better than the interpretive dance troupe that is the liberal party.
This is America and disgusting ignorant and erroneous speech, and that is exactly what it was, is just as protected as any other.
No one is forced to take his class. If this was K-18, then it would be a whore of another color, but this is where the free market kicks in. If you don't like the curriculum of a school then don't send your kids there, and if they wanna pay the bills themselves then it is their right to do so.
But back to the crux of the biscuit...
By focusing on the Lil Eichmanns statement we not only risk being seen as using and abusing the liberal tactic of moral high groundery regarding 9/11 and allow the left to portray us as violaters of the First Amendment but more importantly we allow the issues of the case which are professional accountability and truthfulness to be lost.
It is not happenstance that those two things are the bane of the Democrat Party and their union base, and by ignoring them to focus on an ignorant sound bite plays right into their hands.
Churchill was fired for violating the cardinal sin of academia, stealing the intellectual property of another. Case closed. The fact that he was exposed to have lied about being down with the Navajo is just insult to injury, although lying on your resume is yet another fireable offense of which he was guilty.
The liberal argument can never win against conservatism so long as we stick to the facts and refuse to fall for their ruse of diversions distortions and distractions. The truth shall set us free.
Amen!
The argument against Ward Churchill, of which I fully support the school boards decision is that he iswas a plagiarist as well as a professional and personal fraud. Only problem is man, he ain't even Indian.
As conservatives we must never let our personal good taste and conscience get in the way our conservative reading of the Constitution otherwise we will be no better than the interpretive dance troupe that is the liberal party.
This is America and disgusting ignorant and erroneous speech, and that is exactly what it was, is just as protected as any other.
No one is forced to take his class. If this was K-18, then it would be a whore of another color, but this is where the free market kicks in. If you don't like the curriculum of a school then don't send your kids there, and if they wanna pay the bills themselves then it is their right to do so.
But back to the crux of the biscuit...
By focusing on the Lil Eichmanns statement we not only risk being seen as using and abusing the liberal tactic of moral high groundery regarding 9/11 and allow the left to portray us as violaters of the First Amendment but more importantly we allow the issues of the case which are professional accountability and truthfulness to be lost.
It is not happenstance that those two things are the bane of the Democrat Party and their union base, and by ignoring them to focus on an ignorant sound bite plays right into their hands.
Churchill was fired for violating the cardinal sin of academia, stealing the intellectual property of another. Case closed. The fact that he was exposed to have lied about being down with the Navajo is just insult to injury, although lying on your resume is yet another fireable offense of which he was guilty.
The liberal argument can never win against conservatism so long as we stick to the facts and refuse to fall for their ruse of diversions distortions and distractions. The truth shall set us free.
Amen!
The Headlines Read ..........
House Dem calls Republicans 'jihadists'...
So does that mean they're willing to work with the republicans now?
Sheriff Urged to Close Illegal Immigrant Hotline...
Because we don't want anyone to report criminals or anything.......
NOAA: VEGAS TEMPS DOWN SINCE 1940S...
1940's? algore says that doesn't count because there were no SUV's yet.
Obesity 'Socially Contagious'...
I can't hang with donkey anymore cause i don't want to catch anything.... (sorry donk, i know you're just husky!)
Tour De France bosses defiant as drugs scandal threatens to destroy race...
Tour De France? that's still around? didn't Lance retire? Next thing you'll tell me is the NHL still exists!! ha ha that's a good one!
So does that mean they're willing to work with the republicans now?
Sheriff Urged to Close Illegal Immigrant Hotline...
Because we don't want anyone to report criminals or anything.......
NOAA: VEGAS TEMPS DOWN SINCE 1940S...
1940's? algore says that doesn't count because there were no SUV's yet.
Obesity 'Socially Contagious'...
I can't hang with donkey anymore cause i don't want to catch anything.... (sorry donk, i know you're just husky!)
Tour De France bosses defiant as drugs scandal threatens to destroy race...
Tour De France? that's still around? didn't Lance retire? Next thing you'll tell me is the NHL still exists!! ha ha that's a good one!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
FREE THE RUG!!!
"Madam Speaker, an investigation revealed that 16,000 IRS employees illegally used their computers. The report states IRS agents spent 50 percent of their time at work on personal business. If that is not enough to service your revenue, IRS agents illegally used their computers for shopping, stock trading, gambling and pornography. Unbelievable. Think about it. While 60 percent of taxpayer calls to the IRS go unanswered, the IRS agents were watching Marilyn Chambers do the Rotary International. Beam me up here. It is time to pass a flat 15 percent sales tax and abolish this gambling, porno-watching IRS completely. I yield back the internal rectal service of the United States of America.""Mr. Speaker, how can America be bankrupt? There are airport taxes , highway taxes, excise taxes, estate taxes, gas taxes , property taxes, income taxes, sales taxes, luxury taxes, nanny taxes, old taxes, new taxes, hidden taxes, inheritance taxes; there is even now a tax called a sin tax. I say to my colleagues, no wonder the American people are taxed off. The truth is that Congress as a Congress that taxes everything ultimately will tax freedom and will not balance anything. What is next? A budget tax? Is it any wonder that the American people are saying, kiss my taxes? Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. I yield back the balance of my taxes."
"I wanted to have Playboy bunnies come on at night to meet with me. I wanted to be promiscuous with them." — Traficant to ethics subcommittee on why he kept a boat docked in the Potomac.
"If you expel me, I will go down in history as an expelled member -- but you know what? I have a very clear conscience. I am proud to be an American."
quotes courtesy of freetraficant.com
.... "And then when I get out I will grab a sword like Maximus Meridius Demidius and as a Gladiator I will stab people in the crotch."
Eliot Spitzer's Hand Caught In The Crook Jar
"Listen, I'm a fucking steamroller and I'll roll over you and anybody else." Eliot Spitzer
Nice Eliot, very diplomatic of you. All of a sudden people are now shocked at his strong arm tactics and illegal use of state funds for political intimidation and shakedowns. Its what he does, its all that he does. He is the proverbial political poodle..... all bark no bite.
The Aurora have long kept a watchful eye on the then attorney general and now governor and we would like to think that our coverage was always without any blatant bias or political predispositions as can be witnessed by the cryptic headlines of our prior posts.
Eliot Spitzer Is Just FINE With Me
Liberals Are Eliot's Untouchables
Spitzer Versus The Poor
Spitzer Hates Poor People Update
The White Jesse Jackson
The Company You Keep
Spitzer Is A Criminal
Eliot Spitzer Hates Sick People
The bottom line is that he used state funds to spy on a political rival, fer fooks sake at least Nixon had the common decency to use private donations, but I cant say we expected anything less from the spoiled little daddy's girl temper tantrum throwing thug wannabe and its now apparent that much the same as the sweet baby james song of the same name, Eliot is strictly litefm, a rank amateur, a political piker.
Bye bye dum dum.
Oh wait, I'm sorry I forgot that dems don't to step down when they commit crimes or get caught up in scandal..... they get re-elected or handed committee chairs.
Nice Eliot, very diplomatic of you. All of a sudden people are now shocked at his strong arm tactics and illegal use of state funds for political intimidation and shakedowns. Its what he does, its all that he does. He is the proverbial political poodle..... all bark no bite.
The Aurora have long kept a watchful eye on the then attorney general and now governor and we would like to think that our coverage was always without any blatant bias or political predispositions as can be witnessed by the cryptic headlines of our prior posts.
Eliot Spitzer Is Just FINE With Me
Liberals Are Eliot's Untouchables
Spitzer Versus The Poor
Spitzer Hates Poor People Update
The White Jesse Jackson
The Company You Keep
Spitzer Is A Criminal
Eliot Spitzer Hates Sick People
The bottom line is that he used state funds to spy on a political rival, fer fooks sake at least Nixon had the common decency to use private donations, but I cant say we expected anything less from the spoiled little daddy's girl temper tantrum throwing thug wannabe and its now apparent that much the same as the sweet baby james song of the same name, Eliot is strictly litefm, a rank amateur, a political piker.
Bye bye dum dum.
Oh wait, I'm sorry I forgot that dems don't to step down when they commit crimes or get caught up in scandal..... they get re-elected or handed committee chairs.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
What The........
Sorry that I'm a little late on this but Ive been busy the past few days and just heard about it ....
So the democrats wont answer questions from Britt Hume, one of the most respected newsmen in the business but they will kowtow to Frosty the Snowman?
WHAT THE FUCK???
It's almost getting to the point where I feel actual pity for the rank and file party members. Even sadder part is that I dont think they even realize just what a mockery their party has made of them or is it they whom have made a mockery of the party... not that it matters, they are all now officially out of their fuckin' gourds.
So the democrats wont answer questions from Britt Hume, one of the most respected newsmen in the business but they will kowtow to Frosty the Snowman?
WHAT THE FUCK???
It's almost getting to the point where I feel actual pity for the rank and file party members. Even sadder part is that I dont think they even realize just what a mockery their party has made of them or is it they whom have made a mockery of the party... not that it matters, they are all now officially out of their fuckin' gourds.
"They don't want us there"
So says senate majority leader Harry Reid.
I'm not sure who "they" are. Millions of Iraqi's risked their lives to vote in elections, proudly displaying their purple fingers and now we have Iraqi Sunni and Shiite tribal leaders banding together to help us fight al-Qaida.
I'm not sure who "they" are. Millions of Iraqi's risked their lives to vote in elections, proudly displaying their purple fingers and now we have Iraqi Sunni and Shiite tribal leaders banding together to help us fight al-Qaida.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Random Donks
I don't care what Al Gore eats... Chilean sea bass is good. As far as I see it, besides the American Bald Eagle everything is fair game. If a shark lion or bear will eat me, then fuck it I will eat anything that is slower stupider or smaller than me. Watch your back Anita. Its called the food chain, deal with it.
Michael Vick isn't a very good quarterback, but is innocent until proven guilty in America. The spic had to remind me of this as I almost let my racism get in the way of better judgement but I still think he sucks at QB (and guilty) and dog still tastes good.
There was a security checkpoint at my subway station last night. Three attractive white women getting their purses searched. Besides the fact that if you gotta use a ploy like that to get laid in NYC as a cop you might as well switch to the American League is that a Caucasian-American woman has never committed a terrorist act that I know of goes to show you that the bureaucracy of security has become nothing more than that.... a bureaucracy. Profiling terrorists is a good thing, strip-searching granny is just dumb. And yes I blame the ACLU types for this.
Why am I only now just discovering that Valerie Plame's covert cover was blown.... twenty years ago..... by Aldrich Ames. Jeez it seems like that bit of info would be newsworthy.
John Mattes, a local Fox reporter made infamous by getting beat up live last year is in the news again because apparently he is unhappy with the jail time handed out. Dear john if you wanted justice, you missed your chance. You berate a woman and stick a mic in her face you best be prepared to get punched by her man.... defend yourself or shut up. A press pass isn't a free pass.
Some black guy used the word balderdash last night on Hardball. I disagreed with every last thing he said, but that's my kind of word so kudos brother well said. I don't expect whitey to start rocking the ten button zoot suit again anytime soon but lets not let the Cochrans and Jacksons of the wizorld monopolize the old school vocabulary. Word to the bomb.
Speaking of race. I invited the Fly to a co-worker's bbq this weekend. When asked what kind of party... my reply was white, really white. We agreed that he should hold a dice game at his place instead. Silly crackers, docksiders are for kids.
Have a nice weekend honkies.
Michael Vick isn't a very good quarterback, but is innocent until proven guilty in America. The spic had to remind me of this as I almost let my racism get in the way of better judgement but I still think he sucks at QB (and guilty) and dog still tastes good.
There was a security checkpoint at my subway station last night. Three attractive white women getting their purses searched. Besides the fact that if you gotta use a ploy like that to get laid in NYC as a cop you might as well switch to the American League is that a Caucasian-American woman has never committed a terrorist act that I know of goes to show you that the bureaucracy of security has become nothing more than that.... a bureaucracy. Profiling terrorists is a good thing, strip-searching granny is just dumb. And yes I blame the ACLU types for this.
Why am I only now just discovering that Valerie Plame's covert cover was blown.... twenty years ago..... by Aldrich Ames. Jeez it seems like that bit of info would be newsworthy.
John Mattes, a local Fox reporter made infamous by getting beat up live last year is in the news again because apparently he is unhappy with the jail time handed out. Dear john if you wanted justice, you missed your chance. You berate a woman and stick a mic in her face you best be prepared to get punched by her man.... defend yourself or shut up. A press pass isn't a free pass.
Some black guy used the word balderdash last night on Hardball. I disagreed with every last thing he said, but that's my kind of word so kudos brother well said. I don't expect whitey to start rocking the ten button zoot suit again anytime soon but lets not let the Cochrans and Jacksons of the wizorld monopolize the old school vocabulary. Word to the bomb.
Speaking of race. I invited the Fly to a co-worker's bbq this weekend. When asked what kind of party... my reply was white, really white. We agreed that he should hold a dice game at his place instead. Silly crackers, docksiders are for kids.
Have a nice weekend honkies.
Listen to the Generals
We've heard from the generals who AREN'T running things tell us that we can't win, but have we listened to the one who is? Congressional dems cried for a new strategy and when they got one they declared it a failure before it began. We know of course that they care ONLY about personal power and they know that failure in Iraq will be gold for them in '08 so of course the only strategy they want is surrender.
It's still early, but the new strategy seems to be working so far.
What's that you say? That's not what you read in the ny slimes? That's not what hillary said?
Well lets listen to the Generals.
"Iraq is not a breeding ground for terrorists, but a burying ground."
General Petraeus
It's still early, but the new strategy seems to be working so far.
What's that you say? That's not what you read in the ny slimes? That's not what hillary said?
Well lets listen to the Generals.
"Iraq is not a breeding ground for terrorists, but a burying ground."
General Petraeus
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Bush Didnt Wreck The Discotheque
WARNING!!!
Skankery aside, the following paragraph is from an article that actually has a point and furthermore makes an argument based on actual facts to back said point up. We understand how this non-interpretive dance style of debate has angered and befuddled libs before, so be forewarned, if you step up to the mic you best step correct. Woo-hah got ya all in check.....
"In anticipation of their surrender strategy becoming substantially less popular in the wake of another terrorist attack, the Democrats are all claiming that the threat of terrorism was nonexistent — notwithstanding 9/11, the Cole bombing, the bombing of our embassies, the bombing of the World Trade Center, the Achille Lauro, etc. etc. — until George Bush invaded Iraq. "
full article
Skankery aside, the following paragraph is from an article that actually has a point and furthermore makes an argument based on actual facts to back said point up. We understand how this non-interpretive dance style of debate has angered and befuddled libs before, so be forewarned, if you step up to the mic you best step correct. Woo-hah got ya all in check.....
"In anticipation of their surrender strategy becoming substantially less popular in the wake of another terrorist attack, the Democrats are all claiming that the threat of terrorism was nonexistent — notwithstanding 9/11, the Cole bombing, the bombing of our embassies, the bombing of the World Trade Center, the Achille Lauro, etc. etc. — until George Bush invaded Iraq. "
full article
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Let The Midnight Special Shine No Light On Me
I had originally written a rather long winded and eloquent diatribe on last night's senatorial band camp jamboree, but I didn't think it was poignant enough so I did an early morning re-write. -donk
PATHETIC!
That's it.
but.....
Could one of our more astute liberal readers please explain to us why Harry Reid voted against his own bill as Chaka no understand his "procedural reasons" for not backing his own Plan of The Lost.
.....as well as justify to me how they can bed Congress within hours while their our homeless just blocks away on the streets of DC?
I will punch every last one of them straight shot to the baby maker. Viva la Donkolucion!!!!
PATHETIC!
That's it.
but.....
Could one of our more astute liberal readers please explain to us why Harry Reid voted against his own bill as Chaka no understand his "procedural reasons" for not backing his own Plan of The Lost.
.....as well as justify to me how they can bed Congress within hours while their our homeless just blocks away on the streets of DC?
I will punch every last one of them straight shot to the baby maker. Viva la Donkolucion!!!!
Things I Would Write About
If i had the time.
Has anyone noticed that North Korea has been caving in to the world on their nuke program? Not that we could ever give W any credit or anything but maybe multilateral talks were the way to go?
algore should be happy that we don't have the "fairness doctrine" in place because if we did i don't think he could have gotten the 75 hours of FREE airtime from NBC for his global warming concerts.
Speaking of the fairness doctrine, will msnbc be able to keep matthews AND olbermann? Only if they put on Coulter and Mark Levin to balance it out.
Did Bill Clinton really scold the President for commuting Libby's sentence? The same Clinton who left the Whitehouse with a flurry of pardons to everyone from Mark Rich (Tax evasion) to cocaine trafficker Carlos Vignali (who paid hugh rodham 200k by the way) to the puero rican terrorists of FALN. That's what you call Chutzpah!
Does anyone really believe that higher CAFE standards will reduce oil consumption? Human nature says that if its cheaper, we'll use more of it. Therefore, if its cheaper to drive, we'll drive more. Let the free market decide.
China is the worlds biggest polluter, but i don't hear the greenies calling for a boycott on buying Chinese goods. I haven't heard algore say anything about China.... I wonder why?
The only reason to NOT build a border wall is because you don't want to stop people from coming in. We KNOW a wall works because we've seen it in real life in San Diego, and in Israel.
Jake Tapper of ABC asked Harry Reid "do you think the Iraqi people will be safer with U.S. troops out?"
Reid claimed the Iraqi people don't want us there, but wouldn't answer the question.
Which Iraqi's are those? The millions who risked their lives to vote with purple fingers? I don't think so. Will many of these people who are counting on us to be there be slaughtered? Of course. Does Reid know this? Of course. So why doesn't he care?
Well i'm sure he didn't care about the vietnamese or the laotians either as long as it helped him politically.
Has anyone noticed that North Korea has been caving in to the world on their nuke program? Not that we could ever give W any credit or anything but maybe multilateral talks were the way to go?
algore should be happy that we don't have the "fairness doctrine" in place because if we did i don't think he could have gotten the 75 hours of FREE airtime from NBC for his global warming concerts.
Speaking of the fairness doctrine, will msnbc be able to keep matthews AND olbermann? Only if they put on Coulter and Mark Levin to balance it out.
Did Bill Clinton really scold the President for commuting Libby's sentence? The same Clinton who left the Whitehouse with a flurry of pardons to everyone from Mark Rich (Tax evasion) to cocaine trafficker Carlos Vignali (who paid hugh rodham 200k by the way) to the puero rican terrorists of FALN. That's what you call Chutzpah!
Does anyone really believe that higher CAFE standards will reduce oil consumption? Human nature says that if its cheaper, we'll use more of it. Therefore, if its cheaper to drive, we'll drive more. Let the free market decide.
China is the worlds biggest polluter, but i don't hear the greenies calling for a boycott on buying Chinese goods. I haven't heard algore say anything about China.... I wonder why?
The only reason to NOT build a border wall is because you don't want to stop people from coming in. We KNOW a wall works because we've seen it in real life in San Diego, and in Israel.
Jake Tapper of ABC asked Harry Reid "do you think the Iraqi people will be safer with U.S. troops out?"
Reid claimed the Iraqi people don't want us there, but wouldn't answer the question.
Which Iraqi's are those? The millions who risked their lives to vote with purple fingers? I don't think so. Will many of these people who are counting on us to be there be slaughtered? Of course. Does Reid know this? Of course. So why doesn't he care?
Well i'm sure he didn't care about the vietnamese or the laotians either as long as it helped him politically.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Squid Pro Row?
"The new Democratic Congress has finally found a government agency whose budget It wants to cut: an obscure Labor Department office that monitors the compliance of unions with federal law.
In the past six years, the Office of Labor Management Standards, or OLMS, has helped secure the convictions of 775 corrupt union officials and court-ordered restitution to union members of over $70 million in dues. The House is set to vote Thursday on a proposal to chop 20% from the OLMS budget. Every other Labor Department enforcement agency is due for a budget increase, and overall the Congress has added $935 million to the Bush administration's budget request for Labor. The only office the Democrats want to cut back is the one engaged in union oversight. "
cont'd
In the past six years, the Office of Labor Management Standards, or OLMS, has helped secure the convictions of 775 corrupt union officials and court-ordered restitution to union members of over $70 million in dues. The House is set to vote Thursday on a proposal to chop 20% from the OLMS budget. Every other Labor Department enforcement agency is due for a budget increase, and overall the Congress has added $935 million to the Bush administration's budget request for Labor. The only office the Democrats want to cut back is the one engaged in union oversight. "
cont'd
Monday, July 16, 2007
You Might Be A Bad Guy If.....
You've been too drunk to fish...
There's a motor hanging from the tree in your front yard....
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines"......
I'm sorry that's how you can tell that you might be a redneck from the stand up hilarity of Jeff Foxworthy.
You might be a bad guy if you tell a charitable org that you've been active for some time to go fuck themselves.
Well then I might be a bad guy.
A little background story. I was diagnosed with high blood pressure about two months ago. Considering that I am strong like bull this came as a complete shock to me and was only discovered while attempting to donate mud, which for my safety I was refused.
Now once again I must reiterate that I am strong like bull with a very manly iron count so being the least I can do Ive been giving blood (platelets when time permits) every forty some odd days going back years. I mentioned this to the New York Blood Center doctor?/nurse?/orderly? and they checked the computer for my records. Going back as far as they could tell my bp has always been a very respectable 120/80 so we struck it as having a bad day and that I would try again tomorrow.
Different day same result so I made an appointment with my Dr Jewowitz or Heeberg or Rosen Rosen, I forget his name I so rarely see him and lo and behold the donkey had a potential stroke inducing 180/120.
Now mind you I was not concerned the least, Ive always had the constitution of an ox and just figured that an impending work deadline as well as the possible threat of incarceration stemming from a minor inconsequential legal issue having no relevance to the story... they'll never take me alive I tell ya. They might rabbit, they might.
Regardless I took my quacks advice and agreed to tone down the boozing whoring and general gallivanting for a while.
Well not a day goes by after missing my usual scheduled visit to the blood center do they have me on the horn. I explain my situation and they agree to take me off the call list and that once my bp is under control to by all means stop by for some apple juice and oreos. Fair enough.
The deadline has since been met, I am still a free man, and more importantly I just today got the clean bill of health.... buck twenty over eighty baby.
Here's the beef. These fuckers at the blood center have called me everyday for the past month of which for the first two weeks I explained my situation over and over and over.....
Now I completely understand the desire for my blood as its a very good year, but fer fooks sake... everyday? Culminating in me telling them that out of spite I was going to bang a Malaysian prostitute and that they should go fuck themselves.
I'm a bad guy.
But before you pray for my soul, I should report that I have forgiven them and they have forgiven me and we just had a nice power lunch over apple juice and oreos.
Don't be a bad guy. Give blood.
EE-Aw!!!
There's a motor hanging from the tree in your front yard....
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines"......
I'm sorry that's how you can tell that you might be a redneck from the stand up hilarity of Jeff Foxworthy.
You might be a bad guy if you tell a charitable org that you've been active for some time to go fuck themselves.
Well then I might be a bad guy.
A little background story. I was diagnosed with high blood pressure about two months ago. Considering that I am strong like bull this came as a complete shock to me and was only discovered while attempting to donate mud, which for my safety I was refused.
Now once again I must reiterate that I am strong like bull with a very manly iron count so being the least I can do Ive been giving blood (platelets when time permits) every forty some odd days going back years. I mentioned this to the New York Blood Center doctor?/nurse?/orderly? and they checked the computer for my records. Going back as far as they could tell my bp has always been a very respectable 120/80 so we struck it as having a bad day and that I would try again tomorrow.
Different day same result so I made an appointment with my Dr Jewowitz or Heeberg or Rosen Rosen, I forget his name I so rarely see him and lo and behold the donkey had a potential stroke inducing 180/120.
Now mind you I was not concerned the least, Ive always had the constitution of an ox and just figured that an impending work deadline as well as the possible threat of incarceration stemming from a minor inconsequential legal issue having no relevance to the story... they'll never take me alive I tell ya. They might rabbit, they might.
Regardless I took my quacks advice and agreed to tone down the boozing whoring and general gallivanting for a while.
Well not a day goes by after missing my usual scheduled visit to the blood center do they have me on the horn. I explain my situation and they agree to take me off the call list and that once my bp is under control to by all means stop by for some apple juice and oreos. Fair enough.
The deadline has since been met, I am still a free man, and more importantly I just today got the clean bill of health.... buck twenty over eighty baby.
Here's the beef. These fuckers at the blood center have called me everyday for the past month of which for the first two weeks I explained my situation over and over and over.....
Now I completely understand the desire for my blood as its a very good year, but fer fooks sake... everyday? Culminating in me telling them that out of spite I was going to bang a Malaysian prostitute and that they should go fuck themselves.
I'm a bad guy.
But before you pray for my soul, I should report that I have forgiven them and they have forgiven me and we just had a nice power lunch over apple juice and oreos.
Don't be a bad guy. Give blood.
EE-Aw!!!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
A Round For All My Friends
Although we have a long standing adherence of remaining a non-commercialized entity, in other words, we are strictly in this for the chicks not the money, I find myself compelled to make a product endorsement worthy of The Aurora Seal of Approval.
Not since the arrival of the Cash Cab, the removal of the jingoist Kobe beef ban, or the shall remain nameless after midnight four hands for the price of two Korean massage parlor has news rocked the Big Apple like this.....
Duane Reade got a liquor license
Now this may come as somewhat of a surprise considering the self perpetuated image of a raging raving alcoholic, but the truth is that I almost never drink at home. But on the rare occasion that I entertain friends for a ball game, cards or the ever popular Donktacular Karaoke Extravaganza it always pains me spending upwards of ten beans a sixer of swill or even worse considering that I live in the vicinity of a New York's tourist trap zone on the even rarer occasions when hosting fine and fancy matriculated folk it costs damn near twenty (a bottle) for some Trappist bier.
For me this is sacrilege. I have no problem (ok a bit of a problem) paying ten bucks a beer at a bar but, carry-out is sacred and another story altogether.
Well future guests be forewarned, those days are long gone. Going forward I must forgo the patriotic Sam Adams and at eighteen bucks for a thirty pack, bow before the King of Beers.
By my calculations, this should save me approximately one million dollars over the next month.
Duane Reade is selling beer, and this pleases me. Now all they need to do is start stocking the Old Mil 16 Aussies.
If only I had my druthers.....
EE-Aw!!!
Not since the arrival of the Cash Cab, the removal of the jingoist Kobe beef ban, or the shall remain nameless after midnight four hands for the price of two Korean massage parlor has news rocked the Big Apple like this.....
Duane Reade got a liquor license
Now this may come as somewhat of a surprise considering the self perpetuated image of a raging raving alcoholic, but the truth is that I almost never drink at home. But on the rare occasion that I entertain friends for a ball game, cards or the ever popular Donktacular Karaoke Extravaganza it always pains me spending upwards of ten beans a sixer of swill or even worse considering that I live in the vicinity of a New York's tourist trap zone on the even rarer occasions when hosting fine and fancy matriculated folk it costs damn near twenty (a bottle) for some Trappist bier.
For me this is sacrilege. I have no problem (ok a bit of a problem) paying ten bucks a beer at a bar but, carry-out is sacred and another story altogether.
Well future guests be forewarned, those days are long gone. Going forward I must forgo the patriotic Sam Adams and at eighteen bucks for a thirty pack, bow before the King of Beers.
By my calculations, this should save me approximately one million dollars over the next month.
Duane Reade is selling beer, and this pleases me. Now all they need to do is start stocking the Old Mil 16 Aussies.
If only I had my druthers.....
EE-Aw!!!
Random Thoughts
By Thomas Sowell, and some comments from the Rhino.
Does anybody seriously believe that "hate speech" prohibitions will be applied to Muslims demonizing Jews, to blacks demonizing whites, or to women demonizing men?
Of course not.
Whenever I hear terrorists referred to in the media as "militants," it is a painful reminder that we have degenerated to the point where we no longer even have the courage to talk straight
Sad
Bill Clinton's attack on President Bush's commuting of Scooter Libby's prison sentence qualifies Clinton for the Guinness Book of World Records in chutzpa.
Wisdom and cleverness are very different things. My nominations for the three wisest presidents would be Washington, Lincoln, and Reagan. For the three cleverest -- FDR, Nixon and Clinton.
Kind of like how beauty and sexiness are different things. I'm lucky because i'm both!
The same people who think it was wonderful that the Warren Court forbad government to assign children to schools on the basis of race think it is terrible that the current Supreme Court has recently stopped local governments from assigning children to schools on the basis of race.
Kind of funny...... but not really.
"Nations are like men in that they prefer a fuss made in their behalf to real services rendered." Although de Tocqueville said this back in the 19th century, it may help explain why the black vote today is so overwhelmingly for the Democrats, when Democrats have done so little good for blacks and so much harm.
The Aurora has been saying this for years.
Does anybody seriously believe that "hate speech" prohibitions will be applied to Muslims demonizing Jews, to blacks demonizing whites, or to women demonizing men?
Of course not.
Whenever I hear terrorists referred to in the media as "militants," it is a painful reminder that we have degenerated to the point where we no longer even have the courage to talk straight
Sad
Bill Clinton's attack on President Bush's commuting of Scooter Libby's prison sentence qualifies Clinton for the Guinness Book of World Records in chutzpa.
Wisdom and cleverness are very different things. My nominations for the three wisest presidents would be Washington, Lincoln, and Reagan. For the three cleverest -- FDR, Nixon and Clinton.
Kind of like how beauty and sexiness are different things. I'm lucky because i'm both!
The same people who think it was wonderful that the Warren Court forbad government to assign children to schools on the basis of race think it is terrible that the current Supreme Court has recently stopped local governments from assigning children to schools on the basis of race.
Kind of funny...... but not really.
"Nations are like men in that they prefer a fuss made in their behalf to real services rendered." Although de Tocqueville said this back in the 19th century, it may help explain why the black vote today is so overwhelmingly for the Democrats, when Democrats have done so little good for blacks and so much harm.
The Aurora has been saying this for years.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Anti Christian Liberties Union?
Will anyone try to deny that if this was Christians or Jews or God forbid those evil BOYSCOUTS that the ACLU would be all over this and the left wing whacko's of the 9th circuit court would be right there with them?
Not even Gary can deny this one!
Come on Lilly, i know you're out there somewhere. Please try to defend this one so i can call you names or something!
Political Correctness: Seems the ACLU couldn't care less that a San Diego public school has set aside 15 minutes of classroom instruction time for Muslim students to pray, while non-Muslims twiddle their thumbs.
Read with horror here
Not even Gary can deny this one!
Come on Lilly, i know you're out there somewhere. Please try to defend this one so i can call you names or something!
Political Correctness: Seems the ACLU couldn't care less that a San Diego public school has set aside 15 minutes of classroom instruction time for Muslim students to pray, while non-Muslims twiddle their thumbs.
Read with horror here
Monday, July 09, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007
Libs Dont Know Much About History
Sub-titled as "The Most Ignorant and Biased Liberal Jackass........
IN THE WORLD"
This past week Keith Overbite has named President George W Bush in his "Worlds Worst" segment, which if I am not mistaken is the only part of his liberal dem party infomerical not ripped off from Murrow but rather a dumbed down version of Letterman's Top Ten.
The current outrage has a new name in the lib crowd and thy name be Scooter. The hysteria has reached such heights that even the Clintons, self incrimation be damned, got in on the fracus.
Forget for a moment about the hypocrisy of the media elites shock of the Libby commutation (and impending pardon) They knew it was coming, you knew it was coming, and I knew it was coming and that they are the exact same fine folk that by and large defended the previous administrations blue light special sale of pardons.
Forget for a moment that no crime that was investigated was ever proven to have been committed. I'm not saying that Libby didn't intentionally lie or if it was just a case of a bad memory what I am saying is that Fitzgerald created the crime for which he was convicted, in legal terms he entrapped him.
Forget for a moment that this wasn't some flippant decision but rather that the President made a rather compelling argument for his actions. If there were any reasonable people remaining on the left, maybe they could see that.
Forget for a moment that its the exact same reason Al Gore's son wont spend a day in jail or any random member of the Kennedy Clan is not currently incarcerated. In all but the most extreme cases (bashing an innocent girl's head in with a golf club as an example) .... big shots get to walk, its the way the world works, right or wrong that's just the way it is.
Forget for a moment that this is the exact same media that demanded a gubernatorial pardon for mass murderer Tookie at the behest of their Hollywood cohorts. Apparently writing a children's book is penance enough for the senseless slaughter of innocents. Good thing Mein Kempf wasn't a pop-up book says I.
To make it about a conservative cabal conspiracy is further proof that the liberal ideology has truly ceased to exist and that the democrat party's only purpose is to play politics. It is all about the blame game with them, nothing more. A democrat controlled Congress has brought absolutely NOTHING to the table but a plethora of investigations and finger pointing. Disagree with the GOP all you want, at least they generally have a plan.
I almost feel sorry for the rank and file members of the left for they have been trained to be sheep but no longer have a shepard.
But that is neither here nor there.
Back to the jackass.....
In his condemnation of the Iraq War Overbite spewed the usual rhetoric of illegal war and Bush lied and crime of the century blah blah frickin blah so in an attempt to smarten it up and in a pathetic and transparent move to cover his own insecurity about his obvious inferior intellect he decided to cite prose in closing.
"'You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go."
Wow who's the smart guy, pretty impressive, thems some mighty fancy words there, almost Shakespearean, maybe even Chaucer.... big shot.
Only problem is that those are the words of Oliver Cromwell. A man who would, in the politest of terms be described in my household as a right fucking cunt.
A man who was personally responsible for more deaths in a single day at the Massacre at Drogheda than the total of American casualties to date in Iraq. A man who saw the murder and starvation of hundreds of thousands of Irish Catholics in what can only be described as systematic genocide. A man who kidnapped tens of thousands of teenage boys and forced them into slavery/military service, shipped the adult males across the globe, burned down towns, ruined crops, etc etcetera...
I will no longer bore you with the details of his atrocities, because that is not the point.
The point is that Keith Olbermann is not that smart, pretty stupid in fact, that he possesses zero historical perspective, and that there has not been a tyrant to walk the earth that liberals don't love more than their own President. They quote the likes of Cromwell as if he was Twain. Joe was their favorite Uncle, Che is OK, Mao makes em go WOW, the softer side of Idi Amin wins an Academy Award, yet somehow Bush is Hitler. According to libs, Bush is more of a nazi than the actual nazis.
If I didn't think for a second that I was the only one watching his show, as an American citizen whose ancestors personally fought off that cunt Cromwell I would demand an apology and that he be forced off the air for blatant bigoted remarks far more offensive than both nappy hair and ho's.
Then again I'm not some crybaby pc pussy liberal that gets all bent out of shape over the slightest of transgressions, and the fact that I'm almost certain that I'm the only one watching, and that's only because I'm too lazy/drunk to change the channel after Tucker.
EE-Aw!!!
IN THE WORLD"
This past week Keith Overbite has named President George W Bush in his "Worlds Worst" segment, which if I am not mistaken is the only part of his liberal dem party infomerical not ripped off from Murrow but rather a dumbed down version of Letterman's Top Ten.
The current outrage has a new name in the lib crowd and thy name be Scooter. The hysteria has reached such heights that even the Clintons, self incrimation be damned, got in on the fracus.
Forget for a moment about the hypocrisy of the media elites shock of the Libby commutation (and impending pardon) They knew it was coming, you knew it was coming, and I knew it was coming and that they are the exact same fine folk that by and large defended the previous administrations blue light special sale of pardons.
Forget for a moment that no crime that was investigated was ever proven to have been committed. I'm not saying that Libby didn't intentionally lie or if it was just a case of a bad memory what I am saying is that Fitzgerald created the crime for which he was convicted, in legal terms he entrapped him.
Forget for a moment that this wasn't some flippant decision but rather that the President made a rather compelling argument for his actions. If there were any reasonable people remaining on the left, maybe they could see that.
Forget for a moment that its the exact same reason Al Gore's son wont spend a day in jail or any random member of the Kennedy Clan is not currently incarcerated. In all but the most extreme cases (bashing an innocent girl's head in with a golf club as an example) .... big shots get to walk, its the way the world works, right or wrong that's just the way it is.
Forget for a moment that this is the exact same media that demanded a gubernatorial pardon for mass murderer Tookie at the behest of their Hollywood cohorts. Apparently writing a children's book is penance enough for the senseless slaughter of innocents. Good thing Mein Kempf wasn't a pop-up book says I.
To make it about a conservative cabal conspiracy is further proof that the liberal ideology has truly ceased to exist and that the democrat party's only purpose is to play politics. It is all about the blame game with them, nothing more. A democrat controlled Congress has brought absolutely NOTHING to the table but a plethora of investigations and finger pointing. Disagree with the GOP all you want, at least they generally have a plan.
I almost feel sorry for the rank and file members of the left for they have been trained to be sheep but no longer have a shepard.
But that is neither here nor there.
Back to the jackass.....
In his condemnation of the Iraq War Overbite spewed the usual rhetoric of illegal war and Bush lied and crime of the century blah blah frickin blah so in an attempt to smarten it up and in a pathetic and transparent move to cover his own insecurity about his obvious inferior intellect he decided to cite prose in closing.
"'You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go."
Wow who's the smart guy, pretty impressive, thems some mighty fancy words there, almost Shakespearean, maybe even Chaucer.... big shot.
Only problem is that those are the words of Oliver Cromwell. A man who would, in the politest of terms be described in my household as a right fucking cunt.
A man who was personally responsible for more deaths in a single day at the Massacre at Drogheda than the total of American casualties to date in Iraq. A man who saw the murder and starvation of hundreds of thousands of Irish Catholics in what can only be described as systematic genocide. A man who kidnapped tens of thousands of teenage boys and forced them into slavery/military service, shipped the adult males across the globe, burned down towns, ruined crops, etc etcetera...
I will no longer bore you with the details of his atrocities, because that is not the point.
The point is that Keith Olbermann is not that smart, pretty stupid in fact, that he possesses zero historical perspective, and that there has not been a tyrant to walk the earth that liberals don't love more than their own President. They quote the likes of Cromwell as if he was Twain. Joe was their favorite Uncle, Che is OK, Mao makes em go WOW, the softer side of Idi Amin wins an Academy Award, yet somehow Bush is Hitler. According to libs, Bush is more of a nazi than the actual nazis.
If I didn't think for a second that I was the only one watching his show, as an American citizen whose ancestors personally fought off that cunt Cromwell I would demand an apology and that he be forced off the air for blatant bigoted remarks far more offensive than both nappy hair and ho's.
Then again I'm not some crybaby pc pussy liberal that gets all bent out of shape over the slightest of transgressions, and the fact that I'm almost certain that I'm the only one watching, and that's only because I'm too lazy/drunk to change the channel after Tucker.
EE-Aw!!!
The Magic Donkey
If you liked my first trick of dropping live rabbits out of my exhaust and have them run around the track you're gonna love this one.
Now you see it.....
Hillary Clinton's Former Campaign Finance Director Indicted
Now you don't.....
I have a hunch, and mind you, that it is just a hunch, but my gut is telling me that despite all the jibber jabber about the "Fairness" Doctrine that this story wont get even remotely the same coverage as Abramoff or Duke in the non liberally biased msm.
I could be wrong, would be a first, but I could be.
But I'm not.
Now you see it.....
Hillary Clinton's Former Campaign Finance Director Indicted
Now you don't.....
I have a hunch, and mind you, that it is just a hunch, but my gut is telling me that despite all the jibber jabber about the "Fairness" Doctrine that this story wont get even remotely the same coverage as Abramoff or Duke in the non liberally biased msm.
I could be wrong, would be a first, but I could be.
But I'm not.
Liberals Hate Africa
""Why do aid organizations and their celebrity backers want to make African successes look like failures? One can only speculate, but it certainly helps aid agencies get more publicity and more money if problems seem greater than they are. As for the stars — well, could Africa be saving celebrity careers more than celebrities are saving Africa?""
story
story
Thursday, July 05, 2007
I'd Like To Buy The World A Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up
Maybe it was the cynic in me, but my doubts as to the seriousness of the upcoming Live Earth concerts seems to have been without merit. The enormity of this event lead me to believe that the "carbon footprint" it would leave behind in the wake of its hundred dollar ticket stubs would do more for the record sales of the artists involved as well as lining the pockets of Al Gore and his cronies than to have any meaningful positive impact on our environment.
My skepticism, once again, seems to have been unfounded, and I apologize to the hippies for that.
See, apparently they are going to ask all in attendance to sign a Seven Point Pledge in a plea not unlike the woodstockian kumbaya chant of "no more rain" and speaking of which, is it just me or does the greenie naturists disdain for inclement weather seem a tad hypocritical and a textbook case of fair weather ideology? -- while I always the contrarian must side with Mr Edward Rabbitt on this one and concede that I too love a rainy night I love to hear the thunder watch the lightning when it lights up the sky. But thats just me, what can I say Im an equal opportunity environmentalist.
Ok back to the pledge, did I mention that it has seven points. While maybe not as detailed as Richard Cunningham's masterful twelve point plan, it certainly has the stones to be more effective than, say, a six minute ab workout... so its got that going for it.
But I gots to thinking...
Why no mention of Al Gores proposed carbon tax increase?
Point 8: I want to pay higher taxes
Yeah, I guess it doesn't have the same ring to it as -- I wish the world was full of rainbows, unicorns and rivers of whiskey.
Could it be that these concerts are nothing more than self-fellating showboating at its worst whose only purpose is publicity whoring for those involved, selling hundred dollar tickets fiddy dollar t-shirts made in third world sweat shops and ten dollar HtwoO's to its flock, increased record sales for the artists involved and lining the pockets of Al Gore and his cronies.
EE-Aw!!!
My skepticism, once again, seems to have been unfounded, and I apologize to the hippies for that.
See, apparently they are going to ask all in attendance to sign a Seven Point Pledge in a plea not unlike the woodstockian kumbaya chant of "no more rain" and speaking of which, is it just me or does the greenie naturists disdain for inclement weather seem a tad hypocritical and a textbook case of fair weather ideology? -- while I always the contrarian must side with Mr Edward Rabbitt on this one and concede that I too love a rainy night I love to hear the thunder watch the lightning when it lights up the sky. But thats just me, what can I say Im an equal opportunity environmentalist.
Ok back to the pledge, did I mention that it has seven points. While maybe not as detailed as Richard Cunningham's masterful twelve point plan, it certainly has the stones to be more effective than, say, a six minute ab workout... so its got that going for it.
But I gots to thinking...
Why no mention of Al Gores proposed carbon tax increase?
Point 8: I want to pay higher taxes
Yeah, I guess it doesn't have the same ring to it as -- I wish the world was full of rainbows, unicorns and rivers of whiskey.
Could it be that these concerts are nothing more than self-fellating showboating at its worst whose only purpose is publicity whoring for those involved, selling hundred dollar tickets fiddy dollar t-shirts made in third world sweat shops and ten dollar HtwoO's to its flock, increased record sales for the artists involved and lining the pockets of Al Gore and his cronies.
EE-Aw!!!
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
The Stomach Of A Champion
There is a growing groundswell of public support for Joey “Cheeks” Chestnut in the upcoming Nathan’s Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest, and for good reason. He is now the new record holder consuming fifty-nine and one half hot dogs easily surpassing the old record of fifty-three and three daughters and is widely expected to break the four minute mile of competitive eating… a coolhandlukian sixty dogs.
Secondly and perhaps more importantly, he is a native born political refuge of the Peoples Republic of California, in other words, a red blooded member of good ole blues brothers boys band.
A Chestnut upset would immediately go up there amongst the pantheon of patriotic sports wins alongside the Dennis Connor helmed Stars and Stripes and the 1980 Miracle on Ice.
I hate to say, but I am not in his camp. I'm rooting for the nip.
Despite rampant media speculation that the six time defending champion Takeru Kobayashi will not compete due to a sports related injury I am happy to report that he, like the great Daniel LaRusso before him, will in fact... fight. Although I along with Kornheiser believe the injury is nothing more than a clever ruse to lull his opponents into a false sense of complacency.
Now this may strike some as contradictory considering that I am proud member of the America First Buchanan Brigade, but I would disagree. Kobayashi's success can be directly attributed to American foreign policy going back to MacArthur's bitch slap of Hirohito, that and fuel efficient Hondas.
Some might infer that my support of "The Tsunami" is nothing more than the basic human character flaw of wanting to back a winner, but in my defense I would kindly point out that Im a Mets and recovering Knicks fan, so that cant be it.
Maybe its because of the movie The Usual Suspects, could be, great movie, so not gonna argue that either. I'm not stupid, you don't mess with Keyser Soze.
Or perhaps that as a perennial reader of the Clavell classic Shogun (to save Rhino the trouble of tooting his own horn, I will concede that it was his reco and a great book) as well as my affinity for massage parlors that I am showing my nipponophiliac tendencies. Once again the defense rests.
The real reason for my support of Kobayashi is that he is attempting to win a record seventh straight title and anybody who knows anything knows that......
"Sevens the key number here. Think about it. Seven doors. Seven-Eleven. Seven. Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' of gorgonzola when it's clearly brie time baby. Step into my office...cuz you're fuckin' fired!"
Or maybe I just have a wager on him even money.
Now allow me this opportunity to wish America a Happy Birthday in advance and to implore our liberal counterparts to stop bringing such lousy gifts to the party. Would it kill you to splurge on a hundred dollar gift card of patriotism.
And that's that.
EE-Aw!!!
Secondly and perhaps more importantly, he is a native born political refuge of the Peoples Republic of California, in other words, a red blooded member of good ole blues brothers boys band.
A Chestnut upset would immediately go up there amongst the pantheon of patriotic sports wins alongside the Dennis Connor helmed Stars and Stripes and the 1980 Miracle on Ice.
I hate to say, but I am not in his camp. I'm rooting for the nip.
Despite rampant media speculation that the six time defending champion Takeru Kobayashi will not compete due to a sports related injury I am happy to report that he, like the great Daniel LaRusso before him, will in fact... fight. Although I along with Kornheiser believe the injury is nothing more than a clever ruse to lull his opponents into a false sense of complacency.
Now this may strike some as contradictory considering that I am proud member of the America First Buchanan Brigade, but I would disagree. Kobayashi's success can be directly attributed to American foreign policy going back to MacArthur's bitch slap of Hirohito, that and fuel efficient Hondas.
Some might infer that my support of "The Tsunami" is nothing more than the basic human character flaw of wanting to back a winner, but in my defense I would kindly point out that Im a Mets and recovering Knicks fan, so that cant be it.
Maybe its because of the movie The Usual Suspects, could be, great movie, so not gonna argue that either. I'm not stupid, you don't mess with Keyser Soze.
Or perhaps that as a perennial reader of the Clavell classic Shogun (to save Rhino the trouble of tooting his own horn, I will concede that it was his reco and a great book) as well as my affinity for massage parlors that I am showing my nipponophiliac tendencies. Once again the defense rests.
The real reason for my support of Kobayashi is that he is attempting to win a record seventh straight title and anybody who knows anything knows that......
"Sevens the key number here. Think about it. Seven doors. Seven-Eleven. Seven. Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' of gorgonzola when it's clearly brie time baby. Step into my office...cuz you're fuckin' fired!"
Or maybe I just have a wager on him even money.
Now allow me this opportunity to wish America a Happy Birthday in advance and to implore our liberal counterparts to stop bringing such lousy gifts to the party. Would it kill you to splurge on a hundred dollar gift card of patriotism.
And that's that.
EE-Aw!!!
Monday, July 02, 2007
John Edwards IS A Fag
It pains me to start National Hot Dog Month on a negative note, but it must be said.
Apparently the terrorist car bombers in the UK are using the flame retardant bumper stickers these days.
Its very telling that a leading candidate for the dem nod refuses to acknowledge terrorism as reality but rather yet a tool to make political points. It now makes all the sense in the world to me why he has to have his wife fight his battles for him..... he is a pussy, and may very well be a bona fide meat gazer.
EE-Aww!!
Apparently the terrorist car bombers in the UK are using the flame retardant bumper stickers these days.
Its very telling that a leading candidate for the dem nod refuses to acknowledge terrorism as reality but rather yet a tool to make political points. It now makes all the sense in the world to me why he has to have his wife fight his battles for him..... he is a pussy, and may very well be a bona fide meat gazer.
EE-Aww!!
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