At the end of the day, the thing that really ticks me off about the media is not so much the liberal slant but rather the sheer stupidity displayed on a daily basis by those whose charge it is to inform the public of the nation's happenings.
Case in point.....
The reporting of the recent tiger mauling in San Francisco which is no doubt a tragedy (unless the victim was Peta) but what gets my goat is the constant reference to the animal's "violent history".
OK fuckos, I've got a newsflash for you....
Its a WILD FUCKING ANIMAL.
Killing and eating shit is what it does. It doesn't have a violent history it has an intrinsic violent nature and putting it in a cage doesn't change that.
Like Andy Capp was fond of saying... "those that know the least, usually know it the loudest". That pretty much sums up the overwhelming majority of journalists right there.
The real crime here is the over-zealous police force killing an animal for the crime of doing what it was born to do. What's next? 5-0 are going to shoot me for being handsome and charming???
Maybe I'm a bad guy but I'm of the opinion that just like you have no one to blame for getting hit by a foul ball at a baseball game don't be surprised if the wild animal that is entertaining you goes ahead and bites your head off.
As John Stearns screamed during the 2000 NLCS after Mike Piazza hit a game breaking double...
THE MONSTER IS OUT OF THE CAGE!!!
3 comments:
ummmm.... first of all i want to say that i think you're an idiot.
Second, the cops shot the animal to save the human and or themselves. That is as it should be.
Third, if it was PETA assholes then the cops should have let the tiger keep eating.
Finally, Mike Piazza is Sam Champions gay lover..... or so i heard from Jeff Garcia....
First of all Im only half an idjit.
Secondly I have no problems with the cops killing the animal, membership at the top of the food chain has privileges. The same that the tiger enjoyed prior to the men with guns arriving.
Thirdly, I agree. Kind of like the animal activists bit by the infected monkeys in the movie 28 days.
Finally and for the last time Piazza wasnt gay. He was just your typical pansy assed wop from Philly that thought he was a tough guy until a bat is thrown at him, oh and also the best hitting catcher of all time.
Chris Rock said once, something like this, That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!
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