When Pigs Swim

If Queen Latifah sang about Congress it would go a little something like this....

U N I T Y..... they be a bitch and a ho

.... following that logic, we also know that "bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks" according to the philosophical stylings of the Snoop Double Dizzle.

Funny how this works.

The dems havent done a darned thing about Iraq, although that is the pretty much the only reason they were elected, in the process pissing off their constituents and getting the Code Pinks in a rabid lather.

and....

Despite overwhelming public support for tightened immigration laws and a border wall, Republicans have done nothing more than pay lip service to its rank and file, in the process raising my ire.

but....

When it comes to how they can play with our, the American taxpayer's money... then hell, well its a veritable love fest in the Capital (not to mention open bar at Kennedy's Taxi-Service and Saloon)

I don't know much about the current Water Bill that the House just passed but if the "compassionate conservative" aka -- big government spends like a drunken Donkey with a fistful of fifties at Flashdancers -- President Bush actually lifted his dusty veto pen on this one, well then it's gots to be especially egregious and grotesque.

There's a saying that "if you throw enough money at a problem, it'll go away" while that may be true, it certainly doesn't work when you are the fucking problem, and that's right Congress...I'm pointing at you.

While I tend to agree with Homer that the pig is indeed a magical animal, that only applies when slaughtered butchered and cooked, not pissing away every fiddy cent I earn.

So on that note I will kindly disagree with the right honourable gentleman from Avon and suggest we start with the politicians first and in this case make it especially painful for the forty seven Republicans that voted for H.R. 1495.

.... and then and only then will we even consider Morrissey's, yeah that's right... Morrisey's, motion to kill the DJ.

Well, after we first round up Bill, the teachers, union officials and that loser Beck of course.