Donkey Clay -- The Great Compromiser

Now mind you that I am an admitted half an idjit and the purpose of this exercise is not to prove otherwise but rather demonstrate how our leadership are full blown morons with half the sense of half witted hummingbirds and how that real problems can be solved with a lil diddy that we here at The Aurora like to call..... common sense.

So here goes my attempt at the Double Lindy, yeah that's right just a double -- only a fool (or genius) like Thornton Mellon would even dare to attempt such a feat like the The Triple -- and kill two birds with one donk.

Problem One: Stage Hands Local One don't want to lose their do nothing jobs.

Problem Two: American children are being endangered by a massive influx of substandard and unsafe toys.

Solution: Give the lay-about union members a train token to the docks and have them inspect the toys, I mean isn't that the goal of every lazy person, to work for the US Government?

Actually strike that, they should all be fired.

Upon further consideration, who better to look after our children than those that already make their living doing so. Teachers? You out of your god damn mind.... they should all be fired too.

I'm talking about the single unwed welfare mother (after extensive psychological evaluation and drug testing of course), and under the guise of daycare we can skirt the child labor laws which always seems to be the excuse as to why they refuse to enter the work place not to mention multiply the Toy Taskforce approximately fourfold to boot.

Here's the deal. We will keep the checks coming and all they have to is show up with their kids to a local designated Free Toys Fun Time Camp five days a week eight to ten hours a day and play.

That's it, just play.

Everybody wins!

Well except the kids choking on Aqua Dots, but besides them... everybody wins.