Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Bloggers Of The World Unite

We would like to take this opportunity to announce solidarity with our fellow Americans during this tumultuous time of labor negotiations.

If in fact video killed the radio star then it is of our opinion that the modern day union is destroying American industry and enterprise.

Just when you thought unions couldn't get more pathetic with the Hollywood writers strike being the culmination of socialist selfishness here comes the stagehands of Broadway with their typically egregious display of union laziness.

They are not striking over wages, benefits, or safe working conditions they are throwing a hissy fit because producers no longer want to pay four people to do the job of one and three people to not do the work of no one. Featherbeds are for napping not a place of business, well unless you are the Sofa King.

The gall of these fookin' jackasses to shut down Broadway (not necessarily a bad thing) costing the city, local businesses and employees countless revenue and wages to protect jobs that don't exist. The Jews have a word for that and to donkeyphrase it.....chutzpassery.

The classic example is the one man play whose only prop was a chair that required four union members to set up. One to take said chair out of storage. One to place on stage. One to remove from stage. One to put it back in storage. Not to mention the mandatory three man band for a play that had no music that sued (and won) when asked to at least play some tunes in the lobby during intermission.

So once again we stand in solidarity with the producers of the world and if The Aurora seems bereft of original material during the upcoming days/weeks do not misconstrue our intent as its not because of some gay ass blogger strike but rather that we will be focusing on our real jobs; paying taxes, creating wealth, products, jobs and services.... in other words, keeping the lights on in this joint that we like to call The United States of America.

Get back to work ya slackers!

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