Sometimes A Lasso Is Just A Lasso

Once again racism has reared its ugly head this time in The Aurora's home town of New York City, so we sent our craic team of investigative reporters to, um well, investigate.

What they discovered is so shocking that out of common decency we cant even publish the crime scene photographs, in fact we've probably said too much already.

However for the strong stomached and curious minded we will provide a link to the grizzly scene of a hate crime, but be forewarned that it may not be ugly, but it sure ain't pretty.

A Picture of Hate

Shocking isn't it?

Now as some of you may know, I am an avid baseball fan, or is it avid Republican and staunch baseball fan?... no matter, in other words I root for the good guys, who in this case be The Mets, so the fate of Joe Torre and the perennial baby mamma drama of Steinbrenner matters naught to me. If you don't know what I'm getting at then this may clear things up a bit....

Learn From History

Needless to say I am outraged that a major media news outlet would stoop so low and use such crass and blatantly racist imagery to sully the good name of Sleepy Joe by comparing him to il Duce, in the process insulting all Italian-Americans, even those not affected in any way shape or form by WWII. Hint hint.

I know what you're thinking, but Donkey you aint even Italian, you Bogside booty scratcher and you would be right. However, considering that my last name ends in a vowel, I am a former Teamster 560, and I loves me the linguini in clam sauce.... My moral authority on this issue can not be denied.

What I would like to know is... didn't everyone get the memo that the noose is now symbol non grata?

The perplexing part of this entire sordid tales is that by all accounts the NY Post is a conservative, some might even say fascist rag so do they get a free pass for insinuating that Torre is fascimo... kind of like how blacks can call other blacks ...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

... But I'm talking 'bout Fascism. Can ya dig it.

Has it really come down to that only select groups are allowed to be offended and decide what constitutes bad taste or hate crimes for the rest of us, and if so isn't that the absolute worse type of racism? Special privileges for some but not all?

You don't ever hear me bitch about those fookin' hearts, stars and horseshoes! Clovers and blue moons! Pots of golds and rainbows! And me red balloons!

Do you now? Do you???

The potato, or lack thereof killed more Irish than any other non-natural cause and yet you go into any Irish home on any given night and dollars to donuts they will be eating spuds for dinner.

You do the math.

Now I'm not suggesting that Blacks start eating noose au gratin what I am saying is get over it already. In this instance the "victim" is an Ivy League professor, she is not the victim of racism, she is the beneficiary of it, not to mention I thought that Columbia was a bastion for free speech, or is that only when it involves calling for the annihilation of Israel...

If you continue to allow yourself to be a victim, then a victim you shall remain, and it goes without saying but yes it is the liberals that benefit most from perpetuating this... because a man, gotta be pc, or a woman, that doesn't need crutches certainly has no need for the FDR Edition welfare wheelchair.

EE-Aw!!!