Rabbit Is A Dish Best Served Bar-B-Q'd

Long time reader and first time caller Anita recently questioned her motives for frequenting this blog despite feeling as if she was the target of constant abuse by the big fascist meanies.

Although I have been known to stay at a Holiday Inn Express by no means am I a psychiatrist, but if I had to put my finger on it, and I will if you want, Id say its the same reason that I am known to date certifiably bunny boiling insane women.

Yeah it sucks when they smash your cellular in the middle of a restaurant over an alleged and imaginary suspected affair, but for every yin there is a yang and for every destroyed phone there is guaranteed soon to follow equally insane sex.

Wait a minute did I just imply that The Aurora are crazy chicks? Well as the Chicano philosophers of Cypress Hill once described us in verse, its because were loco ese, insane in membrane, plenty insane, got no brain, as well as the fact that the cops did indeed try to steal our crops.

Or how I found myself at a Ron Paul rally this past Saturday at ten in the morn. Hell, thems get the fuck outta town airport hours, I don't even wake up that early to get to work on time.

Maybe it was because I get so few opportunities to attend conservative events in NYC or maybe its because I want to believe, but I just cant get over how much of a negative prick this guy is. On paper, besides his Iraq position he's the ideal candidate, but as The Mets have unfortunately shown us.... championships aren't won on paper.

President Ronald Reagan ran on pretty much the same platform in '80. The government was broke and our foreign policy was a disaster and he was the man to fix it. However President Reagan focused on how kick ass we are as nation and promised to restore that greatness, not constantly carp about how much we suck as Paul and the every single one of the dem candidates are doing.

I'm not saying to ignore our problems, of which admittedly we have a few but then again too few to mention, but it strikes me that a new ideology of nothing more than criticism has emerged. Look no further than the dems... they criticized Congressional corruption and the Iraq War and what do they do when they gain power? They continue to criticize corruption and the Iraq War and not do a frickin' thing about it, or anything for that matter.

Ill be god damned if I'm going to vote for a Debbie Downer for President...wah waaaah.

Two more things, Ron Paul waves like a woman and his supporters need to get a new chant. Repeating Ron Paul over and over reminded me of that kid in The Shining muttering red rum red rum red rum red rum ... its just flat out creepy.