Once again I must place the onus on myself to debunk a great junk science fraud that has been committed upon the ignorant populace.
Neither the Vernal Equinox nor March 21st is the first day of spring. Huh? They are the same thing? Exactly! That is my point, neither of them signal the first day of spring.
That is just a myth perpetuated by the Secret Society of the St Patrick's Day Revelers Quattuor Dies Flecto Order. And that is all I can say about that, I fear I have already said too much.
The first day of spring is today. I may be accused of donkiocentrism, but it is not spring time until it is the Home Opener at Shea Stadium and I am chilling (thanks for nothing global warming) with a beer in one hand and a hot sausage sandwich in the other root root rooting for the Mets.
So bring on the Spring biotches, but more importantly....
Let's Go Mets!!!
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Usually we only have 2 seasons here in the SF bay area, those would be spring and fall. It don't get hot enuff to pass fer summer and it don't get cold enuff to pass fer winter, leastways not until this year, when it got real damn cold fer quite a while.
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