Thursday, August 31, 2006
The Old Gray Lady Is A Who - Ore
Next time the slimes reveals classified info in the "public interest" we must hunt down the louis leaker and execute them for the traitor that they are and immediately try the nyx for sedition.
Kick em in the grill Pete.
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Donkservation
Is it just me or does it seem like CNN never experiences "technical difficulties" when a Democrat is speaking. Wayne's World broadcast from the Campbell's basement in Aurora, Illinois was better run than the Clinton News Network. Theyre not worthy.
EE-Aw!!!
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
John Kerry Hates Black People
Once again liberals show their true racist colors by being the big Honky Hero and coming to the defense of the poor helpless African-Democrat-Americans. The democrat party is the party of discrimination, the party of racist rhetoric, the party of intolerance. If thats not the case then why pray tell is every Black conservative villified? Dems are for the advancement of colored people if and only if they vote democrat, and that seems to be more of a self-interest for party preservation to me than any real concern for the rights of minorities.
Ive lived in a country where I was the minority, I was the guy people crossed the street to avoid, that made scared women clutch their purse on the subway and Ill tell ya this much, I didnt like em but I almost respected the people that called me a donkey to my face (then I had to stab them of course) than those that would blow smoke up me arse and tell dirty paddy jokes behind my back.
EE-Aw!!!
Monday, August 28, 2006
That's what I'm saying
WASHINGTON -- The background of a federal district court declaring President Bush's national security eavesdropping unconstitutional was a conservative's fantasy. The judge, a former Democratic politician and civil rights activist, wrote what read more like a political manifesto than a judicial opinion. What's more, she was responsible for contributions to an organization that was a plaintiff in the case she decided.
Read it Here:
The Morning After
About a week ago the FDA approved these pills for over the counter sales to anyone 18 years of age or older. How does this make sense? Consider that birth control pills can't be sold without a prescription and these pills are just super powerful versions of those. Does this seem right?
In March the FDA announced that two more women died after taking RU-486 (morning after pill) which brings us to 7 women known to have died from taking this pill. In December the FDA announced that there have been 607 "adverse events" (source IBD) from women who took this pill. Did anyone hear about that? I'm wondering why there haven't been any lawsuits against the "greedy drug companies" that are making these pills.
I wonder if a man or woman over 18 gives the pills to a 17 year old, are they contributing to the delinquency of a minor? I predict a lot of unforseen consequences from this new drug and new law, and none of them will be positive. More deaths, more disease, more children born out of wedlock, lawsuits etc. and it will be women who pay the biggest price.
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Gerry! Gerry!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
The Shake Heard Round The World
That being said, this was the second time in my life that I intentionally went out of my way and purposely put myself in a position where Id be waiting in a line to get a book signed. What was the first book you ask, ok maybe you didnt ask but Im telling you anyway. It was called "Cinderella Story" by Bill Murray. A funny (what ya expect its Bill Murray) little anecdotal book about golf and brotherhood.
The second is "State of Emergency" by (some would say my mancrush) Patrick J Buchanan. Considering that I first became a fan when I was fifteen years old and he was instrumental in my early interest in politics, I will not dignify those twisted perverted individuals with a response.
Its about the massive wave of illegal immigration from south of the border (no not the rest stop at the Carolina border) the harm its causing and what needs to be done to stop it. This isnt a Republican or a Democrat issue. Its an American issue, and our very cultural sovereignty is at risk.
What can I say, my boy Buchanan is wicked smart. Ive yet to start this book as I plan to read it during the short vacation I have planned this weekend, but if the previous books Ive read of his are any indication I fully expect this one to be researched thoroughly, articulate, well thought out and dead balls right.
Like I said Ive followed his career for twenty some odd years and have supported him in each of his Presidential runs but as Ed Koch once said...
"If you agree with me on nine out of twelve issues, then vote for me. If you agree with me on twelve out of twelve issues, then see a shrink."
Well I dont agree with everything Buchanan says or stands for, but I proudly consider myself a Buchananite. Ive voted for him before and Id vote for him again. Whadda ya say Pat...fourth time a charm?
*the story about the clash of The Donkey vs the Hippie Bookburners to follow.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain
(Washington, DC) Judicial Watch, the public interest group that investigates and prosecutes government corruption and judicial abuse, announced today that Judge Anna Diggs Taylor, who last week ruled the government’s warrantless wiretapping program unconstitutional, serves as a Secretary and Trustee for a foundation that donated funds to the ACLU of Michigan, a plaintiff in the case (ACLU et. al v. National Security Agency). Judicial Watch discovered the potential conflict of interest after reviewing Judge Diggs Taylor’s financial disclosure statements.
Read it Here
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
You Cruise You Lose
We here at The Aurora dont make a habit of defending celebrities but recent circumstances have arisen that mandates that we throw our two bucks in.
This is especially difficult for me considering that Tom Cruise attended a rival high school of mine, is a religious cultist, and by all accounts completely bat shit crazy.
However the fact remains that the guy is the film version of Hall and Oates, in the sense that neither were the most artistically gifted or critically acclaimed yet be damned they were HIT MAKERS. The guy has made some great movies, but then again my tastes lean towards the T-n-T and T-n-A variety so maybe Im not the most qualified opinion of cinema excellence (say that last phrase in French accent to experience the full snobbery).
I couldnt care less about scientology or baby Suri or whether he quit or was fired from his stu stu studio (in Phil Collins voice for full effect), blow some shit up and throw some babes in bikinis on cigarette boats intermittedly and Ive got my ten bucks worth, and thats what he does best.
If you indict Tom Cruise, you indict Hollywood, and that is why they fear him and must destroy him. What does it say about the rest of them when the biggest action star of all time who has remained relatively scandal free (closet talk aside) up until recently is revealed to be absolutely and utterly insane and full of shite.
The house of cards is falling, and that is why we at The Aurora will take a pro-Tom Cruise stand to once again expose the hypocrisy of Hollywood.
..or maybe its just about the money.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Point of No Return
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
It is hard to think of a time when a nation -- and a whole civilization -- has drifted more futilely toward a bigger catastrophe than that looming over the United States and western civilization today.
Nuclear weapons in the hands of Iran and North Korea mean that it is only a matter of time before there are nuclear weapons in the hands of international terrorist organizations. North Korea needs money and Iran has brazenly stated its aim as the destruction of Israel -- and both its actions and its rhetoric suggest aims that extend even beyond a second Holocaust.
Send not to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.
This is not just another in the long history of military threats. The Soviet Union, despite its massive nuclear arsenal, could be deterred by our own nuclear arsenal. But suicide bombers cannot be deterred.
cont'd here
So What Would YOU Do?
"if clinton was still president, and you were still advising him, what would you advise him to do?"
Begala's answer: "I don't know"
Imus: "So maybe then we should lighten up on the president"
Begala: "no, because (Bush is hitler etc.)
What then should we do? Bush has a plan, might not be perfect, but it's a plan. The dems plan??
I read the other day that Joe Biden said he doesn't think Walmart cares about middle class Americans. Putting aside for a minute the absurdity of the whole statement, what does joe biden suggest we do about this? what can he or any other politician do about it?????
Why attack the single largest private employer in the country? What purpose does that serve? The average employee at walmart makes almost twice the minimum wage ($10 per hr.) so what is the problem?
Ned Lamont won the dem. primary in connecticut running against the war. So what is his solution??
These people have no ideas.
So you're sick of the republican party being in control of congress and the white house, but whats the alternative???
Monday, August 21, 2006
State Of Emergency
Too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Cant you see
This is a land of confusion
Friday, August 18, 2006
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Idiots
“My problem with Wal-Mart is that I don’t see any indication that they care about the fate of middle-class people,” Mr. Biden said, standing on the sweltering rooftop of the State Historical Society building here. “They talk about paying them $10 an hour. That’s true. How can you live a middle-class life on that?”
U.S. District Judge Anna Diggs Taylor in Detroit became the first judge to strike down the National Security Agency's program, which she says violates the rights to free speech and privacy.
I don't think that Israel has any legal or moral justification for their massive bombing of the entire nation of Lebanon. What happened is that Israel is holding almost 10,000 prisoners, so when the militants in Lebanon or in Gaza take one or two soldiers, Israel looks upon this as a justification for an attack on the civilian population of Lebanon and Gaza. I do not think that's justified, no. (former president j. carter)
The Associated Press reports that the elderly correspondent(mike wallace) said of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "He's an impressive fellow, this guy. He really is. He's obviously smart as hell." Wallace also remarked, "I expected more of a firebrand. I don't think he has the slightest doubt about how he feels ... about the American administration and the Zionist state. He comes across as more rational than I had expected."
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
The ACLU Hates America Part 27
"This mean-spirited law is wrong for many reasons but the most obvious is that the city does not have the power to make its own immigration laws," Omar Jadwat, an attorney for the ACLU's Immigrants' Rights Project, said in a statement.
Actually Omar yes they do, and what about the "civil liberties" of the legal residents that are funding the criminal activities of the illegal immigrants.
The Official "Meat" Of Hawaii
The Aurora has been done gittin a whole lotta spam lately so we will be implementing the word verification security feature. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause to our three readers.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Words That Start With The Letter S
Now being a conservative aka "a nazi" coming up with the new letter for the new millenniumum wasnt all that difficult. Of course it had to be S, the problem is I can only come up with two, leaving me with SS.
Heres where you come in. I need your help with the Third Rei..I mean the third S.
Heres what Ive got so far...
"Surrender, Same Sex Marriage, and __________"
Its kind of like the old 70's Match Game with Charles Nelson Reilly, except not really at all. Its probably more like the Ghostbusters having to pick their own demise at the hands of Gozer.
Any and all suggestions are welcome, the only rule is that it does have to start with an S.
*This was originally posted at The Blue Republic, a liberal blog I frequent so the wording was directed at libs. Our conservative and independent readers are more than welcome to participate.
"Israel humbled by arms from Iran"
What?! You see this is the problem with these islamonazi's. They don't look at this as a cease fire, they look at it like a victory. They don't understand mercy, they are evil people.
Here's the problem as i see it. We have been at war with these animals for over 25 years, but we didn't start fighting back until after 9/11. This is an enemy that doesn't negotiate, and doesn't desire peace. They can't be reasoned with and they can't be placated. We need to destroy them, not for the sake of Israel, but for our own sake.
How do we do this? Well i'm not an expert, but it seems to me that we're on the right track in Iraq. I know a lot of people don't agree with me, but we can't kill all the cockroaches, we need to destroy their homes, their funding, their safe zones. Iran should be next, and then probably Syria.
Israel's reality is that they live every day with the threat of terrorism. If we don't stay on the offensive that will eventually be our reality too.
Monday, August 14, 2006
Cease Fire?
hate to say it bro......
..but Israel just lost its first war ever. Maybe its a technical draw, but come on, we can all admit that they didn't come out of this one looking too great. Meanwhile, Hezbollah looks like the Rocky of the Islamic world. Now in addition to a few thousand cocky Hezbollah fighters at their border, Israel can face the prospect of having 15,000 Lebanese troops (50% Shiite) and a few thousand UN soldiers (100% p**sy). That's who I want my neighbors to be.
By all accounts, the morale of the soldiers was high. They knew they had a tough job ahead of them, but wanted to keep fighting. So did Israeli citizens. Then what the hell was Olmert thinking when he agreed to a cease fire that doesn't even get the two captured Israeli soldiers back? Not only were the deaths of over 100 IDF servicemen in vain, but that entire bombing campaign, whose goal was to ostensibly paralyze Lebanese infrastrucure and trap Hezbollah in the south, was all for nothing too. War is war, but if you're going to agree to a ceasefire like that, why go and mess an entire country up?
I'm pretty pissed off about this, as you can imagine.
Me too brother, me too.....
"Quote"
"We don't need big brother" DNC Chairman Howard Dean (after the ny slimes exposed the NSA wire tapping program)
"Let me make one final point about sneak and peak warrants. Don't be fooled for a minute into believing that this power is needed. It's not." Senator Russ (Fools)gold
"We killed the Patriot Act" Sen. Harry Reid
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Up Doire!

It was a historic weekend for Derry athletics. First the Oak Leafers defeated Donegal 5-15 to 1-11 to become the first Ulster team to win the Nicky Rackard Cup. Then the Candystripes crushed Scottish first division team Gretna 5 to 1 in a second round UEFA Cup victory. Im sure the craic was ninety. Good on ye muckers!
Friday, August 11, 2006
They Hate America They Really Really Do
Are these frickin libs serious? Its very difficult to not think these partisan hacks really do hate America. How else do you explain the reaction of Kerry, Reid et al to the most recent success in the War on Terror by foiling the targeting of innocent civilians through a global coalition between the Pakis, the Brits and Uncle Sam.. Where is the outrage for the intended violations of innocent airline passenger rights? (...and notice how these p#ssies never attack military targets?) Oh thats right, their outrage is being directed at Bush and Iraq. I swear I think the dems wont be happy until the cowardly camel banging terrorists strike again, just so they can say I told you so. Pathetic.
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Muslim extremists just murdered thousands of innocent civilians. Now what are you going to do.
LIBERALS: Were going to Disneyworld.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Collision Course
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.
BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYER THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
IRISH: We are a lighthouse fer fooks sake. Your call.
Yup, that about sums it up..
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Liberals Hate Jews
Lieberman For Senate
...and enough with all this BS about how the left wing wackos are in the process of hijacking the Democratic party as witnessed by the Lieberman campaign. News flash jackasses. Theyve done been hijacked long time ago. This sho aint yo grandmammys democratic party anymo.
It had to be Said
Monday, August 7, 2006
Pat Buchanan, not satisfied merely looking like a Herblock depiction of a bigot, a man who never allows an opportunity to slam Israel slip through his fingers, has been on a rampage because Israel has finally gone after the murderous thugs and sadists of Hezbollah.
The fact that the terrorists don’t wear uniforms means that every time the Israelis kill one of them, Buchanan and his ilk get to insist that Israel is targeting civilians. Buchanan’s concern for civilians isn’t nearly so evident when it’s Jews who are targeted by Hamas, Hezbollah, and the PLO’s suicide bombers.
One of the sillier things Israel has done in recent years was to fall for the land for peace con game. They surrendered territory and any number of settlements as a gesture of good will. Good will gestures made to terrorists and tyrants are the height of folly and cowardice, and it doesn’t matter whether it’s the Arabs or Adolf Hitler. Offer your hand to the tiger and don’t expect him to stop nibbling when he gets to your wrist.
Because Israel plays such a prominent role in the news and because it’s managed, against all odds, to survive for 58 years, one can easily over-estimate its actual place in the world. The fact of the matter is that unless you were at the top of your geography class, you’d be hard-pressed to find it on your globe. To give you a clear idea of what Israel is up against, keep in mind that there are 22 countries in the Arab League. The League encompasses 5,200,000 square miles; Israel was 8,000 square miles before giving up the aforementioned turf. What’s more, there are 312 million people living in those 22 countries. Israel’s population is six million, more than a million of whom are Arabs.
So far as Buchanan and his friends are concerned, it would seem that the only thing that’s required to make Israel the jewel of the Middle East is for those five million Jews to disappear.
You have to wonder what it is about those 8,000 square miles that the Arabs covet. It’s not as if Israel sits on huge oil deposits. Why aren’t five million square miles enough? I mean, if you had five million dollars, would you cry yourself to sleep every night because you didn’t have $5,008,000?
Let’s face it—before the Jews built universities, hospitals and concert halls, and planted trees and crops, the place was nothing but 8,000 square miles of kitty litter.
So many people are happy to trumpet “No blood for oil.” How is it that we never hear them, or Mr. Buchanan, telling the Arabs, “No blood for sand”?
Monday, August 07, 2006
No Shame in His Game?
One might think that Levine is just a nutcase, except that she was published by the University of Minnesota Press. Her book was endorsed by Dr. Jocelyn Elders who also wrote its forward. Elders was the Clinton era, surgeon general.
Read Kevin McCullough Here
copied and pasted from townhall
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Bye Bye Air American Lies
Youre bad enough, Youre stupid enough, and doggone people dont listen to you
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Ned Lamont Hates Black People
I will let Malkin handle this one.
Reeling from the idiotic blackface stunt pulled by his close blogger confidante, Jane Hamsher, yesterday, Lamont actually told News Channel 8's Jamie Muro this:
"I don't know anything about the blogs, I'm not responsible for those, I have no comment on 'em...Independent blogs, I can't say anything about it."
Memo
From: Me
Subject: Shut Up
Quit yer dang bitching already. If I dont know you, please refrain from sharing your Sherlock Holmes like keen scientific observations with me. Its hot. I get it. Everybody gets it. Misery may indeed love company but I dont, so enough with your wiping of the forehead, the gasping "phews" and the "whews", the shaking of the shirt, and once again....
STOP TELLING ME ITS HOT YA JACKASS
Where My Dogs At
The Aurora is declaring martial law. We hereby declare August to be Co-Nat'l Hot Dog Month.This is due in part because I still have about seven pounds of Hoffman germans and coneys* in my freezer as well as the fact that Ive gotten into the habit of wishing everyone a Happy Hot Dog Month whenever Ive been involved in a frank transaction.
To celebrate we order all Aurorans to eat a hot dog while watching Hot Dog The Movie during these hundo degree hot dog days of summer.
*note to baby cow loving hippies Hoffman coneys are made with veal.
**click the sugar tits for a sneak peek
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Quickie QuRANTS
I watched one of my favorite movies when I was a teenager last night. It sucked.
Tough loss for the Mets last night, but did you see the fish celebrate their win. It looked like they just beat the best team in baseball.
Perhaps Kofi should read UN resolution 1559 before he shoots his mouth off regarding the Israel / Hezbollah / Lebanon situation.
Whats wrong with sugar tittied jews?
As Nelly said "Its gettin HOT in huure!"
Visit Cuba before it gets McDonaldized
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Its Not The Iraq War Stupid
I almost feel dirty paraphrasing the hillbilly for the title but I will make amends with plenty of dem bashing to follow.
The Democrats arent stupid, they do what they do very well. Unfortunately for the disenchanted rank and file, winning elections isnt their forte. For emphasis...
THE DEMS WILL NOT GAIN CONTROL OF THE CONGRESS.
Staking their future on the Iraq War is a loser, and Ill tell you why. Polls be damned, portraying yourself as the anti war party is pompous at best and ignorantly naive at worst. The assertion that anyone is pro war betrays both human nature as well as that of the nature of war.
It bears repeating but war is indeed hell, and to summarize it with the usual "No blood for oil" "our troops are terrorizing innocents" or "we are worse than Pol Pot and Ghengis Khan" catchphrases..wait I almost forgot the classic "Bush is Hitler" as I was saying it truly shows a complete lack of regard for our troops past and present. The atrocities of war do not discriminate between just and unjust wars. The dems dont grasp this simple evident fact, or do they...
I am of the thinking that they do but lacking a viable plan (on this note it is indeed like Vietnam) they opt to continue their harmful rhetorific finger pointing blame game. This is where they go wrong.
Bush and Co are beatable on many issues. The war isnt one of them. Libs may think Bush is bad, but trust me on this one...islamist terrorists are worse, much worse. The average voter blue and red would agree that Iraq is a shitstorm, but at the same time has the realization that defeat or surrender are not options. Calling our troops murderous thugs doesnt go over well in middle America and certainly doesnt appeal to the elusive independent swing vote.
This may come as a surprise to new readers but I opposed this war (I am a Buchananite afterall) from the get go and battled my esteemed colleague Rhino endlessly for the same reasons I have with it today, but threw my support behind my country as soon as our young men and women set foot in the sand. Never once did I disparage my President, my Country or the troops that defend it. The dems dont understand the concept of constructive criticism or rational dissent, and for that the charges of traitorous America haters remain valid.
To make amends for my bubba quote I will now rectify by paraphrasing Mr Dave Mustaine. The problem with the dems is...
HATE IS THEIR BUSINESS AND BUSINESS SUCKS.
What? You werent expecting me to give you hippies a blueprint to beat the GOP were you? And it aint the economy jackass!
EE-Aw!







